onepieceyaoi100 | "-strikes a pose- I'm always Serious"

Title: Nothing like an Ice-Pop ( Or Secretly titled 'Why Zoro shouldn't peep on people')
Topic: heat
Rating: PG-13(For SanUso being bad Boys >O!!)
Pairing/s: SanUso
Word Count: 133
Disclaimer: ;_; I wanna own Zoro... Smoker >>;; Ace... and uh... shanks... But I don't ;-; SO DON'T SUE ME ;-;

Zoro laid back and watched the cloudless sky. A few birds went past the Going Merry. How much heat would it take for Zoro to be annoyed? Well.. look at him right now He was pretty damned annoyed now to. He stood up and shuffled towards the Kitchen, blinking as he watched a sweat inclinded Usopp stumble out of the Ice cold freezing Kitchen, Zoro ignored the fact that Usopp had some type of juice dripping offa him, and he was all ruffled.

Zoro made a grunt like noise as he peeked through the door of the kitchen....

There on the table was Sanji... naked... with cold.. melted (once)Frozen Ice-pops all over him... Zoro's eyes widened...

"Ah, nothing like a Ice-pop to cool down on a hot day"

Zoro was scarred for life.

Title: Burnt Toast
Topic: Heat (In a round about way xD;
Rating: R-NC17? Just too be on the safe side!
Pairing/s: Ace x Smoker!
Word Count: 276
Disclaimer: ;_; If I owned Zoro/smoker/Ace/Shanks, I'd die happy.(and be murdered by rabid Fangirls >_>;;) but since I don't.. Don't sue me XD;

The sorching heat tickled his chest as he leaned back and looked down at the black haired males head. What was he up too now? A pale Chest was arched as he felt a tongue trailed down his chest and lightly flicked over one of the nubs. He made a noise from the back of his throat.. He felt fingers gently trail the same path as the tongue, making the male moan a bit more. He blinked and then looked down, seeing locks of black, adoren upon the cute speckled cheeks that belonged too the man named Portgas D. Ace...

"Portgas..." He let the word just come from his throat, it sounded rough and half annoyed with the lack of attention a certain part of his body wanted. But was no doubted to get. He made another noise and pushed a hand down upon the black locks and smirked when amazingly Ace complied.

"mmm.. Smoker-kuns been a bad boy~ All hard and stuffles for meee~!"
"Shut up Portgas,"
"ooh! Touchy too,"

Thats when he felt it, it was like flames licking up and down his member, He arched too get a bit more of the licking motion... He made a small moan from the back of his throat. It was good, very good... better then good... he felt a small heat engulf his member, and he ignored it until it really started too hurt... What was with the increasing heat... It was when he smelt burnt hair, and his cock twitched, before it hurt... alot!!! He realized then that... that... THE BASTARD WAS BURNING HIS COCK >_O!

"PORTGAS! THATS A PART OF ME YOU DON'T BURN!!"