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Title: Issues
Rating: borderline NC-17
Pairing: ZoroxChopper
Word Count: 300
Topic: Mating Season
"--Again!" Chopper crowed breathlessly.
Struggling mightly, Zoro managed to pull himself up into a sitting position, but weakly fell back soon afterward, panting, as the warm, damp weight in his lap flopped forward onto his chest.
"WhaaAAaat?! Dammit, Chopper, we've done it four times already! You think I'm made of sex or something? Pssh, I ain't that stupid love cook!" he snapped tiredly. However, his words seemed to fall on deaf ears- Chopper was doing SOMETHING with his tongue and his scar and his navel and WHOA now. Zoro lurched up from the tangled bedsheets once more with renewed energy, grabbing the reindeer by the antlers. "Oi, quit it!"
Chopper lifted his head and gave Zoro a nasty look, face on the verge of a serious pout. "But Zooorrrrooo, I neeeeed it!" he whined, big eyes wide and shimmering with unshed tears. "You know it's mating season- I can't stop it!" A small hoof began working it's way between the swordsman's legs. Zoro yelped, a panicked expression on his face.
"Oi, are you TRYING to kill me here? Knock it off!" He was prepared for another whine and the full onslaught of Chopper's puppy dog face. What he wasn't prepared for was to see the reindeer perch neatly on his lap, fold his arms across his chest... and sulk. "... what is it THIS time?"
Chopper glared at him. "Oh, I see how it is."
Zoro stared. "See what?"
"You can't keep it up!" Chopper accused heatedly. He stuck his little blue nose in the air and sniffed. "I don't know why I bothered to go to you during mating season! I should have known that a guy with three swords would have some sort of performance problem!"
He missed the dangerous look that flashed in the swordsman's eyes.
Zoro's pride wasn't the only thing hurting that night.
I make no excuses for this. It just is.
Title: Issues
Rating: borderline NC-17
Pairing: ZoroxChopper
Word Count: 300
Topic: Mating Season
"--Again!" Chopper crowed breathlessly.
Struggling mightly, Zoro managed to pull himself up into a sitting position, but weakly fell back soon afterward, panting, as the warm, damp weight in his lap flopped forward onto his chest.
"WhaaAAaat?! Dammit, Chopper, we've done it four times already! You think I'm made of sex or something? Pssh, I ain't that stupid love cook!" he snapped tiredly. However, his words seemed to fall on deaf ears- Chopper was doing SOMETHING with his tongue and his scar and his navel and WHOA now. Zoro lurched up from the tangled bedsheets once more with renewed energy, grabbing the reindeer by the antlers. "Oi, quit it!"
Chopper lifted his head and gave Zoro a nasty look, face on the verge of a serious pout. "But Zooorrrrooo, I neeeeed it!" he whined, big eyes wide and shimmering with unshed tears. "You know it's mating season- I can't stop it!" A small hoof began working it's way between the swordsman's legs. Zoro yelped, a panicked expression on his face.
"Oi, are you TRYING to kill me here? Knock it off!" He was prepared for another whine and the full onslaught of Chopper's puppy dog face. What he wasn't prepared for was to see the reindeer perch neatly on his lap, fold his arms across his chest... and sulk. "... what is it THIS time?"
Chopper glared at him. "Oh, I see how it is."
Zoro stared. "See what?"
"You can't keep it up!" Chopper accused heatedly. He stuck his little blue nose in the air and sniffed. "I don't know why I bothered to go to you during mating season! I should have known that a guy with three swords would have some sort of performance problem!"
He missed the dangerous look that flashed in the swordsman's eyes.
Zoro's pride wasn't the only thing hurting that night.
I make no excuses for this. It just is.
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Date: 2005-02-24 02:14 pm (UTC)Ahhahahahah lov for you!
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Date: 2005-02-24 02:46 pm (UTC)Will you marry me?
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Date: 2005-02-24 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-24 05:21 pm (UTC)Awesome!
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Date: 2005-02-24 07:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-24 07:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-24 08:37 pm (UTC)OH SHIT SON THAT'S RAAAAAAAAAAUNCHY
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Date: 2005-02-24 10:08 pm (UTC)That's right, Chopper.
PARTY.
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Date: 2005-02-25 07:51 am (UTC)That's just about as great as my ChopperxNami doujin.
xD DAMN I get the good ones. <-a bit of sarcasm
::cough:: I'D HIT IT. Yup...
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Date: 2005-03-02 09:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-15 06:08 am (UTC)