Sexual Chopper Still Scares Me
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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Hiding of Thingies
Rating: PG-13
Paring: ZxSxC
Word Count: 299
Topic: Mating Season
“Do you hear anything, Cook?”
“Other than you breathing like an asthmatic walrus in my ear? Other than that, you mean?”
“Fuck off!”
“Sh! Idiot! Do you want to be found?”
There was a tense pause, before Zoro placed cool lips against the rim of Sanji’s ear and breathed, “fuck off”.
Sanji said nothing and reminded himself that there was very little chance that he could properly kick the swordsman in the cramped confines of the dark broom closet in which they had chosen to hide. He also reminded himself that considering the dire circumstances that had driven two of the strongest members of the crew to hide in said dark broom closet, there was no WAY any of this should be turning him on. God, he needed a cigarette.
“This is all so gross.” Zoro whispered for about the sixteenth time that hour, “I mean, I didn’t even know that Chopper had a, uh, you know, thingie. He hides it pretty well.”
“Yes, well, they’re called ‘pants’, Asshole. They come in pretty handy for The Hiding of Thingies.”
“Well, if you’re so smart, then why don’t you tell me how come if this is suppose to be ‘mating season’ for reindeer, why Chopper keeps going after all of the MEN on the ship? Now that is just freaky.”
“An interesting observation coming from a man whose hand is resting on my ass.”
“I have to put it somewhere!”
“Stop talking to me.”
There was a period of blessed silence, before Zoro began to shift pleasantly behind Sanji. The blond, who had been stuck all morning surrounded by the heat and scent of his irritating lover, finally gave in, and allowed himself to lean back into the wonderful weight of the other man.
“Hey, Cook?”
“Yeah?”
“I have to pee.”
Rating: PG-13
Paring: ZxSxC
Word Count: 299
Topic: Mating Season
“Do you hear anything, Cook?”
“Other than you breathing like an asthmatic walrus in my ear? Other than that, you mean?”
“Fuck off!”
“Sh! Idiot! Do you want to be found?”
There was a tense pause, before Zoro placed cool lips against the rim of Sanji’s ear and breathed, “fuck off”.
Sanji said nothing and reminded himself that there was very little chance that he could properly kick the swordsman in the cramped confines of the dark broom closet in which they had chosen to hide. He also reminded himself that considering the dire circumstances that had driven two of the strongest members of the crew to hide in said dark broom closet, there was no WAY any of this should be turning him on. God, he needed a cigarette.
“This is all so gross.” Zoro whispered for about the sixteenth time that hour, “I mean, I didn’t even know that Chopper had a, uh, you know, thingie. He hides it pretty well.”
“Yes, well, they’re called ‘pants’, Asshole. They come in pretty handy for The Hiding of Thingies.”
“Well, if you’re so smart, then why don’t you tell me how come if this is suppose to be ‘mating season’ for reindeer, why Chopper keeps going after all of the MEN on the ship? Now that is just freaky.”
“An interesting observation coming from a man whose hand is resting on my ass.”
“I have to put it somewhere!”
“Stop talking to me.”
There was a period of blessed silence, before Zoro began to shift pleasantly behind Sanji. The blond, who had been stuck all morning surrounded by the heat and scent of his irritating lover, finally gave in, and allowed himself to lean back into the wonderful weight of the other man.
“Hey, Cook?”
“Yeah?”
“I have to pee.”
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Date: 2005-02-25 01:58 am (UTC)“I have to pee.”
mood killer much? XD
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-25 02:01 am (UTC)I swear to god, this is tbe best theme ever.
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-25 02:04 am (UTC)Considering I'm in class [I am a guud student], that is not good. XDDDDDDD
Zoro is the ultimate mood killer.
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:42 pm (UTC)I instantly like you.
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Date: 2005-02-26 11:30 pm (UTC)Yeah I read gay pr0n in class. I just don't click on the fanart ^_^'''
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Date: 2005-02-25 02:13 am (UTC)Best quote ever. *dies* XD
Love the ending- way to kill a mood, eh? ^_~
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Date: 2005-02-26 09:02 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it! ^_^
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-25 03:25 am (UTC)And between ‘asthmatic walrus’, ‘Hiding of Thingies’, and ‘I have to pee’, I’m going to be up the rest of the night laughing my butt off.
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:50 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-02-25 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-26 08:52 pm (UTC)*gives chopper candy and watches a G-rated movie with him*
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Date: 2005-02-25 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-26 08:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-28 05:55 pm (UTC)(really realy need to learn to say 'your welcome ...)
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Date: 2005-02-25 07:37 am (UTC)I must use "asthmatic walrus" the next time I'm stuck in the closet with my non-existant lover watching the family pet jerk off. Must!! Speaking of which, god I hope Chopper is doing this in one of his forms with opposible thumbs ... Beautiful snark! I loves it XD
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Date: 2005-02-26 08:54 pm (UTC)*_^
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Date: 2005-02-26 10:01 am (UTC)I'm sure I've said it before, but I love the way you write these two. So perfect. And this was just hilarious. XD
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