[identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Mating Season?
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Word Count: 144
Topic: Mating Season



The crew of the Going Merry were confused. Their captain had called them together for what he referred to as "an important meeting", though he wouldn't say what it was about. So they assembled together on the main deck. Luffy came out from below deck, and walked up to them, looking unusually stern and serious.

"Luffy," said Nami, "What is this about?"

"Simple," he said, "Today, I want to announce that Roronoa Zoro is my first mate!"

There was a pause. Zoro's brow creased tightly.

"That's it," growled Sanji. "You had us all come out here for THAT?! We already know he's your first mate!"

"I never officially announced it, though," Luffy pointed out.

"Well, ok," Usopp said, "But why are you telling us this now?"

"Cuz Nami said to."

"What? No I didn't!"

Luffy looked confused. "But... you said it was mating season..."

Date: 2005-03-01 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperactivator.livejournal.com
I beleive the Navigator was hitting on the Luffy. Remember to get Luffy in the sack always use direct simple lanuage. ^_^

Date: 2005-03-01 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yhibiki.livejournal.com
:P But you know, once you've written it, the text is subject to the interpretation of the readers. That means that if we say Nami was hitting on Luffy, you can't just shoot us down! >)



At least, that's hte excuse they give us for over-analyzing at my school.

Date: 2005-03-01 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com
Darn your puns! You do this on purpose!

Date: 2005-03-01 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sporkbotic.livejournal.com
YOU PLAY RIGHT INTO MY HEART WITH THE USE OF LUFFY AND TACKY, CORNY, AND OVERALL BAD PUNS.

*Shakes fist* I love you.

Date: 2005-03-01 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firedraygon97.livejournal.com
Ahaha, loverly. XP That is so, so Luffy. <3

Date: 2005-03-01 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beanchan.livejournal.com
*groans* Oh that so bad...yet so good

Date: 2005-03-01 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yhibiki.livejournal.com
<3 I love bad puns.
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Date: 2005-03-01 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adakie.livejournal.com
*lmao* Thanks, that made my day.

Date: 2005-03-01 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] japanpeterpan.livejournal.com
^__^ Bad puns are good when they're authored by confused Luffy.

Date: 2005-03-02 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
* Hands You a Large Wedge of Camembert Cheese *

Nice fic ^_^

Date: 2005-03-03 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com
*howls* That's brilliant!

It's true too, he never officially announced it. :-)

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