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onepieceyaoi100Title: It’s Going To Be One Of Those Days
Topic: mating season
Rating: G..
Pairing/s: Sham X Buchi
Word Count: 256
It’s Going To Be One Of Those Days
AN:: Own nothing XP
Jango walked towards the cabin and past it, there was a loud mewling noise followed by what sounded like a cat being swung around by its tail. Going back he opened the cabin door and peered into the room and froze when he saw what was going on. Sometimes he wished he’d just had a normal job, but NO he had to be a pirate didn’t he?
“Sham.. Buchi.. Mind telling me what you’re doing?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
The two cat brothers were rolling around on the floor Sham at the moment on top of the bigger male. Both blinked and looked at Jango then each other before going back to their scrap, this was before Jango took off his shoe and chucked it at them.
“Well?”
“Mating season!” Sham hissed.
Jango looked either about to cry from the lack of sanity on this crew or just laugh. He took a breath and calmly walked over to the two who were now standing and stood in-between them putting an arm around both.
“Mating season huh?”
He got a nod in reply from both, the male leaned back and smacked their heads together watching them move away and rub their heads in pain and look at him with childish pouts.
“YOUR NOT EVEN REAL CATS!”
And that was the start to Jango’s fun packed day..
-end-
Title: Bath Time
Topic: --
Rating: PG maybe?
Pairing/s: Pin-Joker X Skunk-One
Word Count: 301..
Bath Time
AN: Own nothing, based on the movie ‘Clock-Work Island’
Pin-Joker walked down the halls of the palace looking for one of his partners. One thing he had learned is that the partner in question was easier to find using his sense of smell, as much as he disliked it. Turning a corner he winced holding his nose. Yeah he was close..
“I’ve been looking for you”
“Why, gas?” Skunk-One blinked and adjusted his goggles.
“Honey-Queen said she doesn’t care what your power is you’re having a bath, and all three have elected me to make sure you take one…”
Skunk-One stared at him as if he was a giant pink rabbit and turned on his heels and hobbled away as fast as he could. Pin-Joker rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed mumble, this was just what he didn’t want to happen. Now he had a chance on his hands but luckily the halls were to small for him to use his power and get away that way.
After what seemed like an hour Pin-Joker smirked dragging a kicking and distressed Skunk-One along the floor and towards the bathroom. It was like dealing with a child he had to undress the smaller male and pick him up.
“I DON’T WANT A BATH, GAS!”
Pin-Joker tried to force the other into the water and tried to peel him from clinging to the sides. Why him? He always got the crappy jobs… He tried to push Skunk-One in but still no luck. He then gave a hard push and slipped causing not only Skunk-One to fall in, but himself. His hair came out the pony tail and clung to his face.
“Maybe this wasn’t so bad, gas!” Skunk-One grinned and soon found himself being dunked.
-end-
Topic: mating season
Rating: G..
Pairing/s: Sham X Buchi
Word Count: 256
It’s Going To Be One Of Those Days
AN:: Own nothing XP
Jango walked towards the cabin and past it, there was a loud mewling noise followed by what sounded like a cat being swung around by its tail. Going back he opened the cabin door and peered into the room and froze when he saw what was going on. Sometimes he wished he’d just had a normal job, but NO he had to be a pirate didn’t he?
“Sham.. Buchi.. Mind telling me what you’re doing?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
The two cat brothers were rolling around on the floor Sham at the moment on top of the bigger male. Both blinked and looked at Jango then each other before going back to their scrap, this was before Jango took off his shoe and chucked it at them.
“Well?”
“Mating season!” Sham hissed.
Jango looked either about to cry from the lack of sanity on this crew or just laugh. He took a breath and calmly walked over to the two who were now standing and stood in-between them putting an arm around both.
“Mating season huh?”
He got a nod in reply from both, the male leaned back and smacked their heads together watching them move away and rub their heads in pain and look at him with childish pouts.
“YOUR NOT EVEN REAL CATS!”
And that was the start to Jango’s fun packed day..
-end-
Title: Bath Time
Topic: --
Rating: PG maybe?
Pairing/s: Pin-Joker X Skunk-One
Word Count: 301..
Bath Time
AN: Own nothing, based on the movie ‘Clock-Work Island’
Pin-Joker walked down the halls of the palace looking for one of his partners. One thing he had learned is that the partner in question was easier to find using his sense of smell, as much as he disliked it. Turning a corner he winced holding his nose. Yeah he was close..
“I’ve been looking for you”
“Why, gas?” Skunk-One blinked and adjusted his goggles.
“Honey-Queen said she doesn’t care what your power is you’re having a bath, and all three have elected me to make sure you take one…”
Skunk-One stared at him as if he was a giant pink rabbit and turned on his heels and hobbled away as fast as he could. Pin-Joker rolled his eyes and let out an annoyed mumble, this was just what he didn’t want to happen. Now he had a chance on his hands but luckily the halls were to small for him to use his power and get away that way.
After what seemed like an hour Pin-Joker smirked dragging a kicking and distressed Skunk-One along the floor and towards the bathroom. It was like dealing with a child he had to undress the smaller male and pick him up.
“I DON’T WANT A BATH, GAS!”
Pin-Joker tried to force the other into the water and tried to peel him from clinging to the sides. Why him? He always got the crappy jobs… He tried to push Skunk-One in but still no luck. He then gave a hard push and slipped causing not only Skunk-One to fall in, but himself. His hair came out the pony tail and clung to his face.
“Maybe this wasn’t so bad, gas!” Skunk-One grinned and soon found himself being dunked.
-end-
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Date: 2005-03-01 10:10 pm (UTC)The first one amuses me greatly...poor Jango...
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Date: 2005-03-01 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-01 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-01 11:19 pm (UTC)Kuro: -blood all over claws- hunny I'm home!
Jango: -moon walks in bunny slippers-
ah I kill myself XD
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Date: 2005-03-01 10:57 pm (UTC)And the second.... that is honestly not a pairing I ever would have thought of XD
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Date: 2005-03-01 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-02 02:36 pm (UTC)2. I knwo that was bad XD and the subs called him 'cheat-cloth'
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Date: 2006-12-28 02:59 am (UTC)In other words, well done! :D