Everyone Loves Chopper!
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Doe
Topic: Mating Season
Rating: G
Pairing: UsoppxChopper
Word Count: 292
“Why so glum?”
Chopper had been sitting there, staring off into the distance when he was shaken out of his thoughts by the Usopp’s question.. “Oh...it’s nothing.”
“If it were nothing you wouldn’t be frowning like that.” Usopp took a seat beside his friend, the autumn breeze pulling at his dark curls. “So tell...”
The reindeer sighed, it was no use lying to a liar. “It’s just...it’s mating season.”
“Ohhh, lonely cause there aren’t any female deer around huh?”
Chopper bite his lip “No doe would ever wanna mate with me anyway so it doesn’t matter.”
Usopp raises an eyebrow “What would make you say a crazy thing like that?”
“This,” Chopper tapped his blue nose “When I was little the other deer told be no doe would ever want me...it’s not exactly a desirable characteristic.”
The long nosed pirate frowned deeply. What a mean thing to say, especially about someone’s nose. “Well they were wrong, I think it’s a very nice characteristic.”
“You wouldn’t say that if you were a doe,” Chopper pointed out, still rather depressed.
“I would too,” Usopp crossed his arms matter-of-factly “If I were a doe I’d think you were the handsomest male ever and I’d wanna have lots of little blue nosed fawns with you.”
A blush creep over the deer’s face, the edges of his mouth coming up in a surprised smile “R-really?”
“Really.” So the idea of being a doe was silly, Usopp didn’t care as long as Chopper was smiling. “I guess it doesn’t mean quite the same coming from a me...but it’s true I swear.”
Chopper wrapped his arms around his friend in a fierce hug. “It means a lot more coming from you.”
This time it was Usopp’s turn to blush.
Title: A Simple Question
Topic: Mating Season
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: EveryonexChopper, hints of ZoroxLuffy
Word Count: 298
“Could you repeat that?” Sanji asked as he, Zoro, Usopp, and even Luffy ,who had stopped eating, stared at their ship’s doctor in disbelief.
Chopper’s cheeks were burning now. It had been hard enough to say the first time. Not to mention having to wait till today when the girls had gone off shopping, leaving just the guys on the ship. “Would one of you please have sex with me?”
Silence
The reindeer wrung his little hooves together. “It’s just that...well...it’s deer mating season and I’ve really tried to handle it myself but...but...”
“You just need a little ‘help’ right?” Sanji nodded in understanding.
“Uh..yeah”
Zoro patted the deer’s hat affectionately “Well why didn’t you justsay so? I’ll help.”
Sanji prodded the swordsmen with his shoe. “You? I’m the expert on love here, I’ll help. Besides, you get enough from Luffy.”
“So? That means I’m the expert then. Right Luffy?” Zoro asked his captain who was busy eying the doctor.
“But I wanna help too...it sounds like fun.”
“Luffy! Besides I called dibs!”
“You can’t call dibs carrot top!”
“I just did eyebrow boy!”
“I’m the captain, I wanna do it!”
Chopper’s eye just started twitching...they were actually fighting over who got to have sex...with HIM. This was insane.
He barely noticed Usopp, who’s been silent up till then, get up from his seat. That was till two arms wrapped around him and he was carried off, almost making it to the door...
“Hey! Where do think you’re going?” Three pirates asked in unison.
Usopp sweat-dropped, might as well tell the truth this time...
“CHOPPER’S MINE AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM!”
With that he ran off as fast as his legs could carry him, a blushing deer in his arms and his angry crew mates at his heels.
I’m seriously considering writing an NC-17 sequel to the second one XD
Topic: Mating Season
Rating: G
Pairing: UsoppxChopper
Word Count: 292
“Why so glum?”
Chopper had been sitting there, staring off into the distance when he was shaken out of his thoughts by the Usopp’s question.. “Oh...it’s nothing.”
“If it were nothing you wouldn’t be frowning like that.” Usopp took a seat beside his friend, the autumn breeze pulling at his dark curls. “So tell...”
The reindeer sighed, it was no use lying to a liar. “It’s just...it’s mating season.”
“Ohhh, lonely cause there aren’t any female deer around huh?”
Chopper bite his lip “No doe would ever wanna mate with me anyway so it doesn’t matter.”
Usopp raises an eyebrow “What would make you say a crazy thing like that?”
“This,” Chopper tapped his blue nose “When I was little the other deer told be no doe would ever want me...it’s not exactly a desirable characteristic.”
The long nosed pirate frowned deeply. What a mean thing to say, especially about someone’s nose. “Well they were wrong, I think it’s a very nice characteristic.”
“You wouldn’t say that if you were a doe,” Chopper pointed out, still rather depressed.
“I would too,” Usopp crossed his arms matter-of-factly “If I were a doe I’d think you were the handsomest male ever and I’d wanna have lots of little blue nosed fawns with you.”
A blush creep over the deer’s face, the edges of his mouth coming up in a surprised smile “R-really?”
“Really.” So the idea of being a doe was silly, Usopp didn’t care as long as Chopper was smiling. “I guess it doesn’t mean quite the same coming from a me...but it’s true I swear.”
Chopper wrapped his arms around his friend in a fierce hug. “It means a lot more coming from you.”
This time it was Usopp’s turn to blush.
Title: A Simple Question
Topic: Mating Season
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: EveryonexChopper, hints of ZoroxLuffy
Word Count: 298
“Could you repeat that?” Sanji asked as he, Zoro, Usopp, and even Luffy ,who had stopped eating, stared at their ship’s doctor in disbelief.
Chopper’s cheeks were burning now. It had been hard enough to say the first time. Not to mention having to wait till today when the girls had gone off shopping, leaving just the guys on the ship. “Would one of you please have sex with me?”
Silence
The reindeer wrung his little hooves together. “It’s just that...well...it’s deer mating season and I’ve really tried to handle it myself but...but...”
“You just need a little ‘help’ right?” Sanji nodded in understanding.
“Uh..yeah”
Zoro patted the deer’s hat affectionately “Well why didn’t you justsay so? I’ll help.”
Sanji prodded the swordsmen with his shoe. “You? I’m the expert on love here, I’ll help. Besides, you get enough from Luffy.”
“So? That means I’m the expert then. Right Luffy?” Zoro asked his captain who was busy eying the doctor.
“But I wanna help too...it sounds like fun.”
“Luffy! Besides I called dibs!”
“You can’t call dibs carrot top!”
“I just did eyebrow boy!”
“I’m the captain, I wanna do it!”
Chopper’s eye just started twitching...they were actually fighting over who got to have sex...with HIM. This was insane.
He barely noticed Usopp, who’s been silent up till then, get up from his seat. That was till two arms wrapped around him and he was carried off, almost making it to the door...
“Hey! Where do think you’re going?” Three pirates asked in unison.
Usopp sweat-dropped, might as well tell the truth this time...
“CHOPPER’S MINE AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM!”
With that he ran off as fast as his legs could carry him, a blushing deer in his arms and his angry crew mates at his heels.
I’m seriously considering writing an NC-17 sequel to the second one XD
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Date: 2005-03-02 03:55 am (UTC)Ahahaha, please do! The second one was really sweet in a vulgar (aka best) kind of way XD
What a mean thing to say, especially about someone’s nose.
♥!
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Date: 2005-03-02 04:03 am (UTC)Good for you noticing the nose reference. One of the reasons I love UsoppxChopper so much as a couple is that they have little things like that in common XD
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Date: 2005-03-02 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-02 05:08 am (UTC)Story 2: Be careful what you ask for, Chopper... ^_^
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Date: 2005-03-02 05:56 am (UTC)Let the battle for Chopper's love begin!
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Date: 2005-03-02 09:28 am (UTC)The first fic here was so sweet. And the second one...I'm amused Zoro was the first to go for it, but the infighting and Luffy's logic and Usopp's quick thinking were all excellent.
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Date: 2005-03-02 02:42 pm (UTC)2. lol that eas great.
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Date: 2005-03-02 03:07 pm (UTC)The second one: Run Usopp, run! Everyone wanting to sex up Chopper is just perfect (and maybe Chopper should be doubly glad the girls aren’t around because they might want a piece of him too).
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Date: 2005-03-02 03:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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