full, smooth, smoky
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Full, Smooth, Smoky
Topic: Mating Season
Pairing: ChoSan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 299. Take THAT.
Notes: This does take place during mating season, although as much is not stated in the text. Don't have enough words for that, doncha know. Plus, Chopper doesn't know what it is here. He's pretty confused. Sanji is, after all, the professional here.
The reindeer had not been sleeping for days. In the middle of the night, Sanji could hear quiet whimpering and sniffling that could only be their furry doctor. Those pathetic noises another night in a row was too much. Soundlessly landing on the floor with honed balance, the cook strode over to the couch where Chopper lay.
“Oi…Chopper…” the blonde whispered in a fuzzy ear, which was pinned down to the equally fuzzy head (currently divest of hat).
“S-Sanji… is that you…?” the pint-sized deer asked after a still moment.
“Aa. What’s the matter, you?”
“N…nothing…”
“Don’t bullshit me. I’m dumber than you, but I’m not that dumb.”
“I—I didn’t mean that!” Chopper stopped to lower his voice as Zoro snorted and rolled over. “I mean… it’s a personal problem…”
“…Ya horny?”
“WHAT—“ He clapped his hooves over his mouth as Sanji stared at him with a deadpan look and Luffy twitched and mumbled something about takoyaki. “Sanji… Wh… I mean…” His voice sank to an amazed, secretive whisper. “…that's what it is?”
“I have a sixth sense about these things,” the cook murmured back. “I’m a professional. Now what exactly is the matter?”
At this, Chopper developed his previous depressed expression, and after a moment tears began to fall. “I… I know I’m everyone’s nakama… but… I’m still a monster… and… and who’s gonna wanna… t-touch me…”
A full, smooth, smoky mouth met with an unsuspecting, warm, fluffy one. A full, smooth, smoky tongue lapped gently at the brown fur of a pouty lower lip. Hot, close, smoky breath settled in the dense chestnut coat. And a full, smooth, smoky, sexy, honest, and passionate voice flowed into a shadowed ear:
“Nakama. We belong to each other. Body and soul. Never forget…”
And after that night, he didn’t.
Topic: Mating Season
Pairing: ChoSan
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 299. Take THAT.
Notes: This does take place during mating season, although as much is not stated in the text. Don't have enough words for that, doncha know. Plus, Chopper doesn't know what it is here. He's pretty confused. Sanji is, after all, the professional here.
The reindeer had not been sleeping for days. In the middle of the night, Sanji could hear quiet whimpering and sniffling that could only be their furry doctor. Those pathetic noises another night in a row was too much. Soundlessly landing on the floor with honed balance, the cook strode over to the couch where Chopper lay.
“Oi…Chopper…” the blonde whispered in a fuzzy ear, which was pinned down to the equally fuzzy head (currently divest of hat).
“S-Sanji… is that you…?” the pint-sized deer asked after a still moment.
“Aa. What’s the matter, you?”
“N…nothing…”
“Don’t bullshit me. I’m dumber than you, but I’m not that dumb.”
“I—I didn’t mean that!” Chopper stopped to lower his voice as Zoro snorted and rolled over. “I mean… it’s a personal problem…”
“…Ya horny?”
“WHAT—“ He clapped his hooves over his mouth as Sanji stared at him with a deadpan look and Luffy twitched and mumbled something about takoyaki. “Sanji… Wh… I mean…” His voice sank to an amazed, secretive whisper. “…that's what it is?”
“I have a sixth sense about these things,” the cook murmured back. “I’m a professional. Now what exactly is the matter?”
At this, Chopper developed his previous depressed expression, and after a moment tears began to fall. “I… I know I’m everyone’s nakama… but… I’m still a monster… and… and who’s gonna wanna… t-touch me…”
A full, smooth, smoky mouth met with an unsuspecting, warm, fluffy one. A full, smooth, smoky tongue lapped gently at the brown fur of a pouty lower lip. Hot, close, smoky breath settled in the dense chestnut coat. And a full, smooth, smoky, sexy, honest, and passionate voice flowed into a shadowed ear:
“Nakama. We belong to each other. Body and soul. Never forget…”
And after that night, he didn’t.
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Date: 2005-03-03 03:34 am (UTC)Man, I'm SO glad Cheetahgurl picked this topic--all this Chopper love is making me warm and fuzzy (pun intended). In fact, think we've now had a story with Chopper and each one of his current male nakama. Cool!
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-03 04:02 am (UTC)So Sanji has super psychic powers that let him know when one of his nakama is in need of the sex? That would explain some things... ~_^
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:15 am (UTC)FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Date: 2005-03-03 03:54 pm (UTC)FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^__^
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Date: 2005-03-03 05:21 am (UTC)Love that line too- great fic~ ^_^
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:08 am (UTC)Ya know, this line could have interesting implications...
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Date: 2005-03-03 04:24 am (UTC)That was so sweet I got a cavity ^_^
The evilist dub voice in the history of dubs.
Date: 2005-03-03 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-03 09:52 am (UTC)And the body and soul belonging line was just perfect.
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Date: 2005-03-03 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-03 05:59 pm (UTC)LOL! There's gotta be a way that can be made into a story...
(btw, your last bit reminds me of Sanji sliding around on the ground during the Drum Island Arc... ^_^ )
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Date: 2005-03-03 06:13 pm (UTC)