I am so sorry for this
Mar. 5th, 2005 08:56 pmI have no excuse for this, but I can offer an explanation. I had just finished rereading
scuttlebutt_inc’s If You Meet God On The Road and typing this (So does writing this fic make me a hypocrite?) when I read
mei_yanohi’s ‘request an emotion’ post. I was trying to come up with the most WTF request I could, and came up with (because I am dirty minded and not opposed to putting Chopper in sexual situations) ‘You come across fanart/doujinshi featuring Chopper, Ener, and overly long ears being used as reins’. And then the plot bunnies attacked.
Title: Desanctification
Rating: NC-17? (contains rape and ooc beyond belief Chopper)
Word Count: 60
Pairing: Chopper/Ener
Topic: None
Notes: This will only work if you conveniently forget canon.
Ener clenched his teeth and furthered his studies in denial. This wasn’t happening. Not to him. Because things like this didn’t happen to God.
The little man-beast from the Blue Sea yanked on his earlobes again and drove in once more, deeper and harder.
It wasn’t happening, and yet it still some how made God open his mouth and scream.
Title: Desanctification
Rating: NC-17? (contains rape and ooc beyond belief Chopper)
Word Count: 60
Pairing: Chopper/Ener
Topic: None
Notes: This will only work if you conveniently forget canon.
Ener clenched his teeth and furthered his studies in denial. This wasn’t happening. Not to him. Because things like this didn’t happen to God.
The little man-beast from the Blue Sea yanked on his earlobes again and drove in once more, deeper and harder.
It wasn’t happening, and yet it still some how made God open his mouth and scream.
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Date: 2005-03-06 03:16 am (UTC)AHAHHA OH GOD!
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Date: 2005-03-06 05:17 am (UTC)BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! GOD BLESS YOU. GOJI AND I SHALL SHOWER THEE WITH FURRY BLESSINGS.
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Date: 2005-03-06 05:42 am (UTC)I don't think 'God' is going to be blessing anyone until he recovers from what Chopper just put him throughFurry blessings! ^_^ Yay! And you just made me want to go work on the next chapter of my Chopper's quest for porn series.no subject
Date: 2005-03-06 08:27 am (UTC)You, my dear, now have a special place in my
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Date: 2005-03-07 05:21 pm (UTC)assheart.LMAO. This cracked me up for some reason.
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