Tasty

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Title: Tasty
Topic: Voyuerism
Rating: G
Pairing: Strawhats/Usopp
Word Count: 100 (Booyah!)


"Usopp tastes like chicken!" announced Luffy.

"I do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

Nami sighed. The thin walls of the Going Merry weren't enough to drown out the noises of the crew outside.

"You do too! Everybody, lick Usopp!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" There were scramblings and thumps.

Nami paused thoughtfully and put her pen down.

"Tastes like chicken to me," said Zoro.

"It's nothing like chicken, seaweed-head."

"He does taste very spicy."

"Robin, even you?!"

Nami finally pushed her chair back and stormed out. There was a shriek.

"...gunpowder." She concluded. And she walked back inside, licking her lips as she worked.

Comments

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

Everybody, lick Usopp! *dies*

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

*cries from laughing so hard*

[fenm.livejournal.com]

(nosebleed)
Oh, my...
But--no Chopper lickings? Poor little reindeer doesn't get to enjoy Usopp-y goodness...?

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I wanted it to be an actual 100-word drabble. The "Chopper uses the crew as a saltlick" idea is a drabble in of itself.

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

HAY, that reminds me of a drawing I did of Zoro the Salt Lick.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Eh? I don't remember that. Have I seen it?

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/onepieceyaoi/186741.html

ZOMG ZoroxChopper 4EVA

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Ah, cute! Dunno how I missed that. Yes, humans are sweaty/salty, and fun to lick. =D

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I wanted it to be an actual 100-word drabble.

Oooh... ok.

The "Chopper uses the crew as a saltlick" idea is a drabble in of itself.

Oooh... yeah...
Someone needs to write it! (I'm busy with another story...)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

beautiful!!

[dethorats]

Awesome!

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Ahem... I apologise for this:

That's Usopp for ya. "Often licked, never beaten."

(And now I want a damn ice cream. I can't believe I remember that slogan.)

And "Everybody, lick Usopp!" is the most awesome battle cry EVER!

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Aha, icon idea!

He's the captain, gotta follow orders. ;)

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

I would lick Usopp.

This was really freakin' funny! ^_^

[winter-sweet.livejournal.com]

Poor Usopp, he can't help it if everyone thinks he tastes yummy.