onepieceyaoi100 | Kokku ni Sakarauna

Wow, guess my creative brain wasn't dead after all. (O_O;)

Title: Kokku ni Sakarauna
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 262
Pairing: Sanji x male crewmates

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“Lick it.”

“You can't be serious.”

“I'm dead serious.” *grin*

“Damn, I can't believe I'm doing this again.”

“You've done this before, Zoro!?”

“Yep, he did. And it hadn't been cleaned at all.”

“Ew! And Luffy, you were there with him?”

“Yo, long-nose! Less tongue-work on yakking, more on licking. And the same goes for blue-nose, too.”

“But I didn't-“

“Shut up and lick if you don't want to be called bloody-nose.”

Sanji was livid. So much so that his mouth couldn't stop grinning psychotically around clenched teeth. The stupid shitheads he had to share a ship with had gone and had a food fight. He didn't care who started it, why they did it, or even if they just happened to get caught in the crossfire. All involved will rectify the situation, no exceptions. (Good thing the girls weren't involved at all. Now THAT would've been an ugly conundrum.)

Even the doctor's protests about possible food poisoning were drowned out by the sheer killing aura emanating from the cook. Thus the majority of the male crew of the Going Merry found themselves, mostly shirtless, on their hands and knees licking every surface (and sometimes each other) that had even a speck of food on it in the once-clean galley.

At the door to the galley, Nami (with Sanji's automatic permission) was gleefully taking picture after picture under the claim that this was too funny to pass up. What she neglected to inform her crewmates about was that these pictures would be used to help quell the consumer outcry for some Seme-Sanji.

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The rating is for that one curse-word. ;-P
For those who want to know, the title is Japanese for "Don't Defy the Cook."