FOOD. I want some.

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Title: Fruit and Junk
Pairing: ZxS
Word Count: 299
Topic: Food
Summery: Someone is a kinky bastard.



“It’s weird, if you think about it.”

That was from Zoro, sprawled out next to him, apparently still awake, which was unusual, since the asshole usually dropped unconscious before his head connected to the pillow after sex.

Considering that the statement was from out of nowhere, since they hadn’t actually had any verbal communication with one another in what had to have been hours at this point, Sanji figured that he was under no obligation to respond to the babbling idiot.

“It’s just that I thought that it would have been a kink for you.”

Apparently, Sanji’s lack of participation was simply not enough to stop the conversation from happening.

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Having sex with food.”

Sanji blinked at him stupidly.

“You, uh…. you wanna fuck food?”

Zoro looked at him blankly for a minute, before his face screwed up in disgust.

“That’s fucking gross, you perverted shitty bastard!”

“How am I gross, Asshole? YOU said it!”

“I did not!”

“Yes, you DID, you slow-witted seaweed-head.”

“That isn’t what I meant!”

“Well, then what did you mean? Please, tell me. I really want to know.”

The sarcasm was either ignored or missed completely.

“I meant like having sex with another PERSON, you, I guess,” Sanji flipped him off, “and using food. Like, uh, fruit and junk.”

“Oh, I see.” Sanji raised his eyebrow. “You kinky little fuck.”

“Not me! Its your kink!”

“It is NOT!”

“Well, it should be yours is all I’m saying, and could we just shut up and go to sleep?!?”

“That’s fine with me. I have to get up early, anyway, Asshole.”

Zoro said nothing, and Sanji could not help the wicked grin from stealing across his face.

“I have to go food shopping. For fruit and junk.”

Comments

[japanpeterpan.livejournal.com]

The last line makes me very happy ^__^

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I love. Its so very /them/. ^_^ Tentacle!Sanji for you, too! ^_~

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

YES! Tetacle!Sanji! Yipee!!!! ^_^

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

*happiness* \(^o^)/
That made me smile (involuntarily, and widely at that). (I'm a Sanji fan, in case anyone missed the clues.)

“I meant like having sex with another PERSON, you, I guess,” Sanji flipped him off,

I liked the tone of that part for some reason. *wide smile*

[dethorats]

So, Zoro's trying to pin it all on Sanji? I like how the cook goes along with it anyway. And I love the whole tone and interaction between the two of them. You always do such a great job!

[fenm.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I see." Sanji raised his eyebrow. "You kinky little fuck."
"Not me! Its your kink!"

(falls off chair laughing)
Awesome.

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

That was so painfully CUTE XD And very them. LUFF!

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

And at some unfortunate point of the drabble, I was reminded of a clip I saw of two guys fucking a watermelon.








Right, so anyway. I love your snarkings to death ^__^ I think it's so great that Zoro's totally trying to introduce the idea into their sex life without making it look like he wants to ^^

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Did they microwave the watermelon beforehand? (<-morbid curiousity)

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

You know, I have no idea! All I could see was that they'd cut out two rape-holes on opposite ends of the watermelon and were thrusting up into the poor thing. Melon carnage everywhere ... -_-

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

That sounds like something that would have been posted on rotten.com! Not that I ever went to that disgusting site or anything. ^_*

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

Zoro trying to spice up their sex life while blaming his desire for kink on Sanji is adorable. ^__^

So, will there be a sequel (set after Sanji buys ‘fruit and junk’)?

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Sequel? OK.