Food + Bad Puns = I can't help myself
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Making Toast
Topic: Food
Rating: R
Pairing: SmokerxAce (My first drabble on the, Huzzah!)
Word Count: 258
Thank god Tashigi always knocked before she entered the Colonel’s office....
“I have some papers for you to look over sir.” The Sergeant stopped abruptly as she reached her superior’s desk, nose wrinkling. There was a smell in the air, a weird burning smell that wasn’t just Smoker’s normal cigars. It was a different sort of pungent she couldn’t quite but her finger on.
“Sir...have you been cooking in here or something?”
“Uh...” Smoker coughed “Yes. I was...making toast.”
“Oh, that must be it then.” Tashigi smiled, setting the papers on his desk.
“Thank you Tashigi. These might take awhile so can you see to it I’m not disturbed for a few hours?”
“Oh course Colonel.” The woman saluted and turned to leave. He didn’t see the smirk on her face.
And the moment she closed the door behind her...
“Making Toast? That’s the best you can come up with?”
Smoker pushed his chair back to glare at the pirate hiding under his desk. “She bought it didn’t she? Besides, it’s your fault the room smells like burnt food Portgas.”
“My bad” a freckled smirk “Let me make it up to you.” Ace crawled out from beneath the desk and up between Smoker’s thighs, skilled hands loosening the marine’s belt.
Smoker ground the cigars between his teeth a little harder. “I have work to do you know.”
“It can wait.” Ace tugged the rabidly tightening jeans down. “Right now let’s make some man butter to go with that toast.”
“....pervert.”
“You started it.”
“Shut up and suck Portgas!”
Title: Cherry
Topic: Food
Rating: PG
Pairing: HelmeppoxKoby (even though Koby doesn’t know it)
Word Count: 255
It was unlikely they’d get such a rare treat like this again for a long time. So when the cafeteria announced they were serving ice cream sundaes for dessert that night Koby and Helmeppo had been the first in line.
The blond boy sighed at the taste of ice cream, hot fudge and nuts mingled on his tongue, reminding him of the good old days when he was the one ordering people around.
But the soft moaning distracted him from his thoughts. He looked across the table at Koby, the boy hasn’t even touch his dessert yet. Except for the cherry which he seemed to be savoring, the stem hanging for his lips.
“What are you doing Koby?”
The pink haired marine blinked back into reality. “Oh umm...I just really like cherries.”
“O...k...” Helmeppo took another bite of his sundae.
“Can I have your’s?”
“Hmm?”
“Your cherry, can I have it?” Koby pointed to the other yet uneaten fruit topping.
Helmeppo thought for a minute as he swallowed his ice cream, a naughty idea forming in his mind. He picked up the fruit, dangling it by the stem.“How about I ‘get your cherry’ in return?”
“But I already ate mine...”
“That’s not what I...” The blond frowned as the question went right over Koby’s head. “Never mind, just take it.”
“Thanks,” Koby popped the fruit is his mouth, making another cute moaning sound...
.....and missing Helmeppo stealing a bite of his sundae. It wasn’t what he really craved but it would do for the moment.
Topic: Food
Rating: R
Pairing: SmokerxAce (My first drabble on the, Huzzah!)
Word Count: 258
Thank god Tashigi always knocked before she entered the Colonel’s office....
“I have some papers for you to look over sir.” The Sergeant stopped abruptly as she reached her superior’s desk, nose wrinkling. There was a smell in the air, a weird burning smell that wasn’t just Smoker’s normal cigars. It was a different sort of pungent she couldn’t quite but her finger on.
“Sir...have you been cooking in here or something?”
“Uh...” Smoker coughed “Yes. I was...making toast.”
“Oh, that must be it then.” Tashigi smiled, setting the papers on his desk.
“Thank you Tashigi. These might take awhile so can you see to it I’m not disturbed for a few hours?”
“Oh course Colonel.” The woman saluted and turned to leave. He didn’t see the smirk on her face.
And the moment she closed the door behind her...
“Making Toast? That’s the best you can come up with?”
Smoker pushed his chair back to glare at the pirate hiding under his desk. “She bought it didn’t she? Besides, it’s your fault the room smells like burnt food Portgas.”
“My bad” a freckled smirk “Let me make it up to you.” Ace crawled out from beneath the desk and up between Smoker’s thighs, skilled hands loosening the marine’s belt.
Smoker ground the cigars between his teeth a little harder. “I have work to do you know.”
“It can wait.” Ace tugged the rabidly tightening jeans down. “Right now let’s make some man butter to go with that toast.”
“....pervert.”
“You started it.”
“Shut up and suck Portgas!”
Title: Cherry
Topic: Food
Rating: PG
Pairing: HelmeppoxKoby (even though Koby doesn’t know it)
Word Count: 255
It was unlikely they’d get such a rare treat like this again for a long time. So when the cafeteria announced they were serving ice cream sundaes for dessert that night Koby and Helmeppo had been the first in line.
The blond boy sighed at the taste of ice cream, hot fudge and nuts mingled on his tongue, reminding him of the good old days when he was the one ordering people around.
But the soft moaning distracted him from his thoughts. He looked across the table at Koby, the boy hasn’t even touch his dessert yet. Except for the cherry which he seemed to be savoring, the stem hanging for his lips.
“What are you doing Koby?”
The pink haired marine blinked back into reality. “Oh umm...I just really like cherries.”
“O...k...” Helmeppo took another bite of his sundae.
“Can I have your’s?”
“Hmm?”
“Your cherry, can I have it?” Koby pointed to the other yet uneaten fruit topping.
Helmeppo thought for a minute as he swallowed his ice cream, a naughty idea forming in his mind. He picked up the fruit, dangling it by the stem.“How about I ‘get your cherry’ in return?”
“But I already ate mine...”
“That’s not what I...” The blond frowned as the question went right over Koby’s head. “Never mind, just take it.”
“Thanks,” Koby popped the fruit is his mouth, making another cute moaning sound...
.....and missing Helmeppo stealing a bite of his sundae. It wasn’t what he really craved but it would do for the moment.
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Date: 2005-03-17 02:51 am (UTC)Story two: XDDDDDDDDDDD;;;
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Date: 2005-03-17 03:23 am (UTC)And it tastes great with my Zeff BOYARDEE (© Ai-Lupin)
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Date: 2005-03-17 03:32 am (UTC)Maybe some... Ace-a-licious Toast?
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Date: 2005-03-17 03:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-17 03:54 am (UTC)Oh yes, -hands j00 a Whipcreamcovered!Sanji- =D You win SANJI =D
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Date: 2005-03-17 03:57 am (UTC)*goes to find a Chocolate covered Usopp*
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Date: 2005-03-17 04:17 am (UTC)Haha, I loved both drabbles. =D Tashigi's not gullible, but she is amused. And possibly in possession of a camera.
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Date: 2005-03-17 01:27 pm (UTC)Mmm.. I dunno. Shanks is still sexy, and he's nearly
I CALL DIBBS ON ICECREAMCOVERED!sHANKS!
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Date: 2005-03-17 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-17 10:23 pm (UTC)<3; Yes... Mmm... Candycoated!Smoker... and Chocolatecoated!Ace.... lets not forget... Sprinklescovered!Zoro... mmm.. yummy.. >>;;
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Date: 2005-03-17 04:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-17 04:53 am (UTC)"But I already ate mine..."
Oh, Coby... (shakes head)
That was really cute.
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Date: 2005-03-17 04:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-17 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-18 03:47 am (UTC)