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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Art of Sex
Pairing: LuffyxMr.5
Rating: PG-13
Words: 150
Notes: Uh... kinda based on a little sketch I drew of these two last year. X3 There's really no way of apologizing for this. *snort* I wrote it in like 5 minutes. It's crack.
Luffy sat, curled quite comfortably, quiet naked, in the tall man's lap. The dark Baroque Works agent looked decided uncomfortable as the boy nuzzled sleepily against his chest.
"Naaa, Jii-chan..." Mr. 5's brow twitched. "I'm bored..." The straw-hat captain's flexing hands pawed at his collar, worrying at the long coat's zipper. "Can you really make any part of your body esplode?" he asked, drawing the word out lazily.
Mr. 5 frowned. "Yes."
"Reeeeallly?" He'd miraculously gotten the zipper down to the other's waist. "Aaaaany part?"
"Yes!"
"Don't believe you," the boy pouted, puffing out his painted chest and thrust both hands into the wax-bound man's pants.
The subsequent shrieks and rapid series of explosions were more than enough to drown out the sounds coming from the nearby cover of a bush where a small girl twirled a paintbrush expertly and bowed as her partner doubled over in laughter and applause.
Pairing: LuffyxMr.5
Rating: PG-13
Words: 150
Notes: Uh... kinda based on a little sketch I drew of these two last year. X3 There's really no way of apologizing for this. *snort* I wrote it in like 5 minutes. It's crack.
Luffy sat, curled quite comfortably, quiet naked, in the tall man's lap. The dark Baroque Works agent looked decided uncomfortable as the boy nuzzled sleepily against his chest.
"Naaa, Jii-chan..." Mr. 5's brow twitched. "I'm bored..." The straw-hat captain's flexing hands pawed at his collar, worrying at the long coat's zipper. "Can you really make any part of your body esplode?" he asked, drawing the word out lazily.
Mr. 5 frowned. "Yes."
"Reeeeallly?" He'd miraculously gotten the zipper down to the other's waist. "Aaaaany part?"
"Yes!"
"Don't believe you," the boy pouted, puffing out his painted chest and thrust both hands into the wax-bound man's pants.
The subsequent shrieks and rapid series of explosions were more than enough to drown out the sounds coming from the nearby cover of a bush where a small girl twirled a paintbrush expertly and bowed as her partner doubled over in laughter and applause.
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Date: 2005-03-17 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-03-17 06:16 pm (UTC)I loved the sketch you're referring to and the explanation, that for Luffy, insert finger up nose = sex, which came with it.
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Date: 2005-03-17 07:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-17 08:31 pm (UTC)That f*ckin' rocked
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Date: 2005-03-17 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-19 03:15 am (UTC)^_^
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Date: 2005-03-23 06:39 am (UTC)