onepieceyaoi100 | The most messed up drab I have ever done..

Yes... this one just takes the cake from all my others <<;;;;

yes. it's THAT bad.... tho... I think it's funny =D crappy tittle I know..

Title: Drink + Devil Powers = ?
Topic: Uncommon pairs
Rating: PG-13..
Pairing/s: Yasopp X Bon-clay [Hinted] ShanksXBen and others...
Word Count: 306

dont. hurt. me >>

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Drink + Devil Powers = ?

Yasopp slumped against the bar and swigging his drink trying to ignore the fact his drunken captain was all over Ben with little to no shame. It seemed everyone was getting some sort of action minus him. The blond shrugged it off and took another swig until he self someone sit down next to him and sling a slender arm over his shoulders.

“Awww what’s wrong?”

“Just a bit bored” Yasopp grinned thinking a woman had taken pity on him; he leaned back then blinked when he saw an odd man with swans attached to his back.

“Oh really?” Bon Clay beamed and scooted closer to him.

Yasopp pulled a face, ok he wanted to attract someone not SOMETHING. Bon clay seemed to take note of the others unease and touched his own face becoming that of Nami. He brushed back the orange hair and grinned. Yasopp blinked and stared, wasn’t IT a HE a moment ago?

“Yeah…” Yasopp trailed off and raised an eyebrow when the orange haired woman sat on his lap wrapping arms around his neck and making a cute giggle though it was a bit high pitched.

“Aww well you have me now” Bon-clay said and stroked his hair leaning closer to kiss.

“But.. you remind me so much of someone..” he leaned closer.

“Oh?” by now Yasopp just let go and moved closer and soon was kissing the girl.

“Yeah…” he said when the kiss parted.

“Him” Bon-clay touched his face and become Usopp and kissed Yasopp once more.

Yasopp’s eyes opened wide and he let out a rather girly squawk as he shoved Bon-clay to the floor and whipped his mouth frantically.

“Oops?"