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onepieceyaoi100Title: Midnight Snack
Rating: PG-13 (for mentions of background sex)
Word Count: 460
Pairing: Inferences of ZoSan
Topic: None
Notes: I was actually trying to work on another fic, when this one just demanded to be finished. Chopper's wonderful excuse was again supplied by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bluepard. In case you missed them, this comes after part the first and part the second in Chopper's quest for prOn (which looks like it has a couple more installments to go before it reaches the end I have in mind).
Chopper was flat out amazed at how well Zoro had bought his gastromical anomaly excuse. Once he had explained to the swordsman that bububolitus was a stomach condition, Zoro was out of the room like a shot, muttered grumbles about shitty cooks and their crappy food left in his wake.
Chopper was in the middle of sending Sanji a silent apology when the consequences of what he’d done hit him.
An angry Zoro was going to confront Sanji, who was in the crows nest, having his turn at watch. The ensuing argument would escalate to the point where the voice of reason (known to some as Nami) usually broken things up, but, being the middle of the night, they would have to fight things through to the end. And Zoro and Sanji’s way of finishing arguments could take a very long time…which made it the perfect time to look for Sanji’s porn!
He left the cabin quickly and made his way silently to the galley, lest Sanji or Zoro hear him (doubtful though it was that either would hear a thing over the noises they were making). The galley was Sanji’s territory. If he had any porn to be found, it would be there.
Chopper tried the cupboards first, hoping to find what he was looking for mixed in among the cookbooks. He tried the fridge next, maneuvering around the Luffy-traps to get there. Then came the broom closet, underneath the sink, the silverware drawer, and amongst Sanji’s collection of aprons and oven mitts. When each search turned up nothing, Chopper set his sights on the hold.
Every can was shaken to test that they actually held what their labels said. The contents of open boxes were checked, and sealed boxed were examined for signs they might have been opened and resealed. Still nothing.
Chopper couldn’t believe it. This was Sanji after all. How could Sanji have no porn? Knowing that this just couldn’t be so, Chopper thought about the places he’d already looked. They were all places Luffy pawed through on a daily bases. He had to look somewhere Luffy wouldn’t bother with… like the flour bin!
He dragged a stool over to the bin, climbed onto it, and opened the lid, staring down at the white powder. It would be easy to slip something into a plastic bag, then burry it in the flour. He just had to dig it out.
Chopper stood on his tip-toes and reached deep into the flour, just as the door to the hold banged open, hard. Startled, Chopper fell forward into the bin.
Two hands gripped him around his waist, pulling him from the bin. “Chopper?” Sanji, shirtless and sweating despite the night chill, peered down at him. “What are you doing?”
Rating: PG-13 (for mentions of background sex)
Word Count: 460
Pairing: Inferences of ZoSan
Topic: None
Notes: I was actually trying to work on another fic, when this one just demanded to be finished. Chopper's wonderful excuse was again supplied by
bluepard. In case you missed them, this comes after part the first and part the second in Chopper's quest for prOn (which looks like it has a couple more installments to go before it reaches the end I have in mind).Chopper was flat out amazed at how well Zoro had bought his gastromical anomaly excuse. Once he had explained to the swordsman that bububolitus was a stomach condition, Zoro was out of the room like a shot, muttered grumbles about shitty cooks and their crappy food left in his wake.
Chopper was in the middle of sending Sanji a silent apology when the consequences of what he’d done hit him.
An angry Zoro was going to confront Sanji, who was in the crows nest, having his turn at watch. The ensuing argument would escalate to the point where the voice of reason (known to some as Nami) usually broken things up, but, being the middle of the night, they would have to fight things through to the end. And Zoro and Sanji’s way of finishing arguments could take a very long time…which made it the perfect time to look for Sanji’s porn!
He left the cabin quickly and made his way silently to the galley, lest Sanji or Zoro hear him (doubtful though it was that either would hear a thing over the noises they were making). The galley was Sanji’s territory. If he had any porn to be found, it would be there.
Chopper tried the cupboards first, hoping to find what he was looking for mixed in among the cookbooks. He tried the fridge next, maneuvering around the Luffy-traps to get there. Then came the broom closet, underneath the sink, the silverware drawer, and amongst Sanji’s collection of aprons and oven mitts. When each search turned up nothing, Chopper set his sights on the hold.
Every can was shaken to test that they actually held what their labels said. The contents of open boxes were checked, and sealed boxed were examined for signs they might have been opened and resealed. Still nothing.
Chopper couldn’t believe it. This was Sanji after all. How could Sanji have no porn? Knowing that this just couldn’t be so, Chopper thought about the places he’d already looked. They were all places Luffy pawed through on a daily bases. He had to look somewhere Luffy wouldn’t bother with… like the flour bin!
He dragged a stool over to the bin, climbed onto it, and opened the lid, staring down at the white powder. It would be easy to slip something into a plastic bag, then burry it in the flour. He just had to dig it out.
Chopper stood on his tip-toes and reached deep into the flour, just as the door to the hold banged open, hard. Startled, Chopper fell forward into the bin.
Two hands gripped him around his waist, pulling him from the bin. “Chopper?” Sanji, shirtless and sweating despite the night chill, peered down at him. “What are you doing?”
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Date: 2005-03-19 03:13 am (UTC)I love this! Poor little curious reindeer is so freakin cute. I'm glad that there is more to come! *waits impatiently*
^_^
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Date: 2005-03-19 03:20 am (UTC)gets turned on bylikes watching, he wants to see what else the wonderful world of pRon has to offer.I'm so happy you're enjoying the series. I'm writing it as fast as my natural penchant toward procrastination let me. ^_^
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:20 am (UTC)Oh wait...that's Luffy...
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:30 am (UTC)Like the fic so far, but I couldn't help but notice a slight wording error. ...they would have to fight things threw to the end should be ...they would have to fight things through to the end unless Sanji and Zoro are going to be throwing things around. Sorry to nitpick but that just jumped out at me when reading this.
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:42 am (UTC)Please, nitpick all you want. It's nice to have someone who catches the things the spellchecker and I miss. And since it is Sanji and Zoro, throwing things around isn't really out of the question.
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:46 am (UTC)Well, this IS Zoro and Sanji we're talking about...
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:52 am (UTC)(Heh, and I bet when he does find some it's Robin's and it's reindeer-pr0n cos she KNOWS and wants to freak him out in that fun way she does).
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Date: 2005-03-19 04:59 am (UTC)(Heh, and I bet when he does find some it's Robin's and it's reindeer-pr0n cos she KNOWS and wants to freak him out in that fun way she does). Alluring idea, but not what I’ve planned. Robin's chapter should be fun, though (I hope).
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Date: 2005-03-19 05:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-19 09:40 pm (UTC)the voice of reasonNami-swaaan to think he was 'that kind of guy' (as if she doesn't already). Yeah, so far Nami has been the only one with confirmed prOn. Makes one wonder what Robin's chapter is going to be like, doesn't it? *evil laughter*no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 04:30 am (UTC)That's way Chopper was so sure he'd find something this time, cause it's Sanji for crying out loud, and Sanji should just have porn everywhere. I guess the only real explaination (other than that the story isn't over yet, so Chopper still has to wait to get his porn) is my theory that Sanji's trying to make Nami think he's the nice type of boy who doesn't like things like porn.
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Date: 2005-03-21 06:32 am (UTC)Being on that ship for more than a week would show anyone that yaoi is not a thing to be ashamed ofOr maybe he just won't settle for something if it's not the real thing. I could see Sanji being a purist that way.Maybe he's had issues with porn ever since Zeff caught him with some as a child.
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Date: 2005-03-23 06:44 am (UTC)This little series is so *flails for right word* um, cutely perverted?!
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Date: 2005-03-23 02:05 pm (UTC)As to Chopper's next excuse, I don't have it yet. I'm sort of spoiled in that the last two were provided for me, so I kind of didn't bother to plan this one out ahead of time. I'll just have to think of something before I go to write the next part.
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Date: 2005-03-24 05:05 pm (UTC)Someone should just get the poor boy PlayDeer and have done with it.
Ahaha, I'm so amused that I'm the unofficial excuse maker. Yay for smart ass remarks!
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Date: 2005-03-24 07:11 pm (UTC)Ahaha, I'm so amused that I'm the unofficial excuse maker. Yay for smart ass remarks! Yep! And you can be upgraded to official excuse maker, if you like, cause your brand of crack excuses just goes so well with this whole crack story. 'It's a reindeer thing' I can work with that, and considering the last excuse he offered up was 'bububolitus', it's not too far off the wall. And Chopper only has three more crewmates to go, and one of them will have prOn (that he gets to actually read).
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