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onepieceyaoi100Title: Too Tasty to Resist
Topic: Fairy Tales
Rating: PG
Pairing: Slight ZoroxLuffy
Word Count: 232
“You weren’t suppose to eat the whole house you idiot!” The witch kicks the stuffed pirate once more for good measure. Luckily he had passed out from all that gingerbread and couldn’t feel it.
“Yeah. We’re really sorry about that.” Nami rubbed the back of her neck as the old women continued to bitch about her house. Really though, she built a house out on gingerbread in the middle of the forest, what did she THINK was going to happen.
It didn’t help that Usopp and Chopper were scarfing down the bit of wall Luffy has somehow managed to miss. Or that Sanji kept saying his gingerbread tasted much better. At least Zoro was behaving himself...somewhat...if you called poking Luffy’s stomach to watch it jiggle behaving.
“Anyway...” Nami coughs “We should be going.”
“Damnit this isn’t how the story is suppose to go!” The witch grabbed the back of Nami’s shirt. “The kid is suppose to eat a little of the house then I lure them inside, fatten them up, and cook them for dinner. You people are breaking the rules here!”
The crew stared at her.
“You wanna eat Luffy?”
“Ewww”
“Wouldn’t he be kinda chewy?”
“Like meat flavored bubble gum.”
“That’s gross Usopp”
“Actually he tastes pretty good.”
Everyone turned to look at Zoro, who just blinked.
“What?”
The witch let go of Nami.
“GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WOODS!”
Topic: Fairy Tales
Rating: PG
Pairing: Slight ZoroxLuffy
Word Count: 232
“You weren’t suppose to eat the whole house you idiot!” The witch kicks the stuffed pirate once more for good measure. Luckily he had passed out from all that gingerbread and couldn’t feel it.
“Yeah. We’re really sorry about that.” Nami rubbed the back of her neck as the old women continued to bitch about her house. Really though, she built a house out on gingerbread in the middle of the forest, what did she THINK was going to happen.
It didn’t help that Usopp and Chopper were scarfing down the bit of wall Luffy has somehow managed to miss. Or that Sanji kept saying his gingerbread tasted much better. At least Zoro was behaving himself...somewhat...if you called poking Luffy’s stomach to watch it jiggle behaving.
“Anyway...” Nami coughs “We should be going.”
“Damnit this isn’t how the story is suppose to go!” The witch grabbed the back of Nami’s shirt. “The kid is suppose to eat a little of the house then I lure them inside, fatten them up, and cook them for dinner. You people are breaking the rules here!”
The crew stared at her.
“You wanna eat Luffy?”
“Ewww”
“Wouldn’t he be kinda chewy?”
“Like meat flavored bubble gum.”
“That’s gross Usopp”
“Actually he tastes pretty good.”
Everyone turned to look at Zoro, who just blinked.
“What?”
The witch let go of Nami.
“GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WOODS!”
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-25 04:41 am (UTC)I wanna poke Luffy's belly too. ^_^
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Date: 2005-03-25 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-25 05:10 am (UTC)Awesome drabble! I'm going to save it in a Word document (with your name, of course) for later readings.
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Date: 2005-03-25 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-25 05:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-30 12:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-30 12:12 am (UTC)