Sir Knight
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onepieceyaoi100Phew. I had another drabble in the works, but that was put on hold by this idea I got from watching the DVD of a certain British movie this morning.
By the way, anybody have the English version of "Mamboleo" in mp3 that I can have a copy of?
Title: Sir Knight
Topic: Fairy Tales (it's there! I promise!)
Rating: PG (for lost limbs)
Word Count: 300 (this was so hard to do!)
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (it's faintly there)
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"You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight."
“Are you talking to me?”
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."
“The who?”
"I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court of Camelot.
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?"
“No.”
"You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy."
“Hold on, you're not allowed on this ship.”
"What?"
“I can't let you on.”
"I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge."
“What bridge? This is a pirate ship!”
"I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!"
“Are you blind and deaf? No!”
"So be it!"
*swordplay*
“Arrgh!”
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
“Just... a scratch... compared to what I'll do to you.”
"A scratch? Your arm's off."
“Stop trying to distract me.”
"But what's that, then?"
“I can still win.”
"You liar!"
*swordplay*
*loses remaining arm*
“Arrrgghhhhhh!!”
"Victory is mine. (*kneels*) We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mercy—"
*kicks*
"What?"
"...can still... fight... with my... third sword!"
"You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine."
*charges*
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
*continues charges*
"Look!
Look, stop that!
Look, I'll have your leg!
Right!"
“Arrrghh!! I'll defeat you no matter what!!”
"You'll what? What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
“I cannot lose to anyone!”
"You're a loony.
*loses last leg*
"All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy."
“Draw!? I'm not done yet!!”
*gets head kicked*
“Kuso Marimo! People need sleep, here.”
*glares at blond*
‘Ungrateful prince. I slayed a dragon yesterday to get his shoe back so he won't change into a duck at midnight and he still...’
*glances around*
*silently groans, but is relieved*
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Ehehehehe (^^;) I copied the actual dialogue of King Arthur rather than the abridged one in the subtitles. Keeping within 300 words was torture because of this.
Oh, and before I get sued: King Arthur's dialogue was taken from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Title: Sir Knight
Topic: Fairy Tales (it's there! I promise!)
Rating: PG (for lost limbs)
Word Count: 300 (this was so hard to do!)
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (it's faintly there)
************************
"You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight."
“Are you talking to me?”
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons."
“The who?”
"I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court of Camelot.
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?"
“No.”
"You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy."
“Hold on, you're not allowed on this ship.”
"What?"
“I can't let you on.”
"I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge."
“What bridge? This is a pirate ship!”
"I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!"
“Are you blind and deaf? No!”
"So be it!"
*swordplay*
“Arrgh!”
"Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
“Just... a scratch... compared to what I'll do to you.”
"A scratch? Your arm's off."
“Stop trying to distract me.”
"But what's that, then?"
“I can still win.”
"You liar!"
*swordplay*
*loses remaining arm*
“Arrrgghhhhhh!!”
"Victory is mine. (*kneels*) We thank Thee, Lord, that in Thy mercy—"
*kicks*
"What?"
"...can still... fight... with my... third sword!"
"You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine."
*charges*
"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left."
*continues charges*
"Look!
Look, stop that!
Look, I'll have your leg!
Right!"
“Arrrghh!! I'll defeat you no matter what!!”
"You'll what? What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
“I cannot lose to anyone!”
"You're a loony.
*loses last leg*
"All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy."
“Draw!? I'm not done yet!!”
*gets head kicked*
“Kuso Marimo! People need sleep, here.”
*glares at blond*
‘Ungrateful prince. I slayed a dragon yesterday to get his shoe back so he won't change into a duck at midnight and he still...’
*glances around*
*silently groans, but is relieved*
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Ehehehehe (^^;) I copied the actual dialogue of King Arthur rather than the abridged one in the subtitles. Keeping within 300 words was torture because of this.
Oh, and before I get sued: King Arthur's dialogue was taken from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Date: 2005-03-27 05:31 am (UTC)LOVE.
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Date: 2005-03-28 09:55 am (UTC)And that's so totally Zoro too! Eee!
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