The Brave Little Sailor

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Title: The Brave Little Sailor
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sanji/Usopp
Notes: rough - came a bit out of nowhere.
Wordcount: ~112



"So I let fly, and wham! -two with one blow!"

Sanji'd been propping himself up on one elbow, but sat up at that. "...two with one blow?"

Usopp flushed. "Yeah!"

The ash on Sanji's cigarette had gotten long. He regarded it thoughtfully before flicking it. "So what? I bet Zoro could take three easy - with that mouth of his." His grin widened.

Usopp stared at him for a second then went even redder than he'd been before. "That's not what - that - that's not- is that even-"

Sanji leant back. "Two, three... me, I like my kicks one on one, y'know?" Under the table his foot knocked the inside of Usopp's shin suggestively.

Comments

[seca.livejournal.com]

That was great but ended too soon. I'd of loved to seen Usopp's reaction to Sanji's suggestion. XD

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* I can not BELIEVE I forgot about that one- its SO perfect for Ussop! Nice job- nice 'imagery', too... ^_^

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

What one? What am I missing here?? Is it a fairy tale??? *confuzzled*

[seca.livejournal.com]

I believe this is based off of 'The Brave Tailor'(or something like that), if I'm not mistaken. And it truly is a perfect fairy tale for Usopp.

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

I just looked it up (god bless Google!) and I recognized the "Seven in one stroke" part. Ah, memories.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Sanji's snuggled deeply within the perverted hivemind. Oh, and it feels so good.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Niiiiiice.

[dethorats]

What a perfect story for Usopp! And all the implications...*shakes head in awe*
That was awesome!

[ghostkotsuzaka.livejournal.com]

lmao that was much funny XD poor confused Usopp..

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

Marry me! We can have lots of little perverted pirate children!