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Yes.. this ones odd... I hope the plots not been done cus I ain't had the chance to read any drabs.. sorry if I did nab it...

AU sorta... it's easy to guess the story behind this one..

Title: Lying
Topic: Fairy Tales
Rating: R
Pairing/s: UsoSanj
Word Count: 302

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Lying

Sanji folded his arms and looked down at Usopp who was sitting at the table fiddling with his hands and trying to look everywhere but at Sanji and had managed to find the most interesting stain on the floor that demanded all his attention..

“How many times have I told you NOT to lie to me?” He raised an eyebrow.

“But you get mad and I don’t feel like being kicked half way across the grand line…” Usopp said and looked back down.

“You know lying can have some serous effects…” Sanji warned.

“Oh? Like what?”

--

There were many strange islands on the way to their final goal and the crew happened to have been on one of those islands. A lot of odd things happened. Zoro’s hair was now down to his shoulders much to his annoyance. Luffy could only eat fruit and Chopper’s nose changed colours with his mood.

Sanji made a grunt and looked over at Usopp who was positioning himself and slowly entering the male. Sanji hadn’t had much motivation since landing on the island and so Usopp was left to be semi.

“All this odd shit happening.. Wonder what side effects we got..” Sanji mused.

“Maybe we got lucky?” Usopp said with a small grunt as he pushed himself into Sanji.

“I still think you were the one who ate the last melon…”

“I did not!”

Sanji blinked and moaned out… something suddenly got bigger.. He mused this over..

“Yes.. you did!”

“I DIDN’T!” Usopp protested.

Another moan and another spout of growth..

“Usopp I think I know your side effect.. now LIE DAMNIT!” Sanji mumbled.

“You said lying was a bad thing!” Usopp rolled his eyes and sped up.

“Yes, but that was before your cock could grow as longer then your nose!”

-end-

being bored does that to me >>