Hehehe. XD

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Title: Tableware Room Play
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp
Theme: Exaggerated writing style
Rating: PG-13
Words: 110

"Cheat-Cloth," Roof complained, "You said your edible pork for me! Where is it at?" Roof has grabbed sharpshooter's overall.

"Be peaceful, Roof! Haingis will seize us!"

They are in the tableware room. It too is dark to cannot look at any thing, but Roof has not smelled any meat.

"Meat!" Captain pirate has persisted, wraps his rubber arm nearby the Cheat-Cloth waist. "You said this is the biggest meat in Grand Line!"

The long-jaw person blushed. "You see..." then he stops discussing. "Roof!! What are you making?!"

The rubber grabs his pants.

"Oh!" Roof smiled. "It is here! You have it in yours pocket the full time!"

NOTE: English-->Chinese-->English translations courtesy of WorldLingo and AltaVista's BabelFish. I had to go back and do a bit of grammar editing to make it remotely readable, but honestly, I didn't change much. Name variations courtesy of the real HK subs. Oh, and "tableware room" is what it gave me for "pantry" if you were curious.

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Title: Stops the Snort!
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Theme: Exaggerated writing style
Rating: PG
Words: 152

"Hey, the moss head, you may not snort, be more peaceful?" He copied the sweet wine slug evenly to scatter even slightly and stamped his bony elbow to enter crew partner's rib. The guest roared and pushes. He has informally dumped the Haingis off the couch edge.

"Just because you are unable to sleep, did not mean you must awaken by noise me, the Tune-Eyebrow Egg!" Sauron roared. Before person has a time of opportunity to rest, the husband jumped and has attacked suddenly in him.

He roared, "Do not have to give me to talk nonsense, you naturally abnormal person!" he invested the hands and painstakingly pulls in Sauron.

"Ow! Shitty husband! If it extremely disturbs you, you can sleep other places!"

"If am unable to sleep, you do not rest or," Haingis replied, grins. His hand slips in the person's sash under.

Finally, Sauron is peaceful.

NOTE: I swear to god, the online translators I used translated "cook" as "husband". That was not my doing! XD

Comments

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

Silly Usopp, forgeting about that meat in his pocket. ~_^

If Sanji's the husband, I guess that makes Zoro the wife. Scary.

Oh, BTW, you win. At life.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

I think I broke my brain trying to translate that back into English.

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

... Omfg. You wrote in hong kong subs XD

[dethorats]

*Falls over Laughing*...Best Idea Ever!

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*collapses in a fit of giggles* That's BRILLIANT!

[bonster.livejournal.com]

XD

It's like I'm watching my bootleg crappy English subtitles copies of One Piece. I love you.

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Zoro as the wife! (He'd look cute in Sanjis pink apron <3 )

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

I'm going to walk around today and say this to as many people as possible, "Do not have to give me to talk nonsense, you naturally abnormal person!"

Hehe. Both of these are very well done! ^_^

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

Did you figure that one out? X3 *grins* The oriiginal English was: "Don't give me that bullshit, you freak of nature." ^__^ hehehe.

I hope you -do- say that to people! XD

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*Giggles uncontrollably* Dude... great idea... XD

[kendarath.livejournal.com]

*giggles with a slighty confused look on face* My brain hurts trying to put that into understandable english. I think it'd be kinda funny to see what it was in english originally, so we could see how far off it's gone.