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onepieceyaoi100Title: Zosan and The Lost Treasure of The Sodomites - Parts 5 & 6
Pairing: ZxS!
Word Count Part 5: 299
Word Count Part 6: 211
Topic: exaggerated genre/writing style
Summery: Zoro and Sanji are super sleuths in a 1950s teen mystery adventure. Move over Hardy Boys, here comes something gayer!
A/N: AURGH! I will not be done this little series before the topic deadline tomorrow like I wanted. I'll be in NYC at a Duran Duran concert tomorrow night (yay!!!) so I'll be a little late wrapping this up. I will finish, though, I swear! If only to get this kooky world out of my head.
Sanji Johnson knew a thing or two about the world. He knew going to church every Sunday got you into heaven, and that his mom baked the best darn apple pie in the entire state. He also knew that when your father gave you advice, especially advice that was meant to save your life, that you had best take it.
“Hey, Zoro, are you sleeping?”
“Not yet, buddy. What’s going on?”
“It’s its awfully cold out here.”
“I noticed that, too.”
“So, before I left the house, my father gave me some advice on what a good and proper woodsman should if he found himself in just this sort of pickle.”
“So did my father! He even gave me this special extra big sleeping bag to take with me. He said that he’s gotten a lot of life saving use out of it!”
Sanji sat up with a huge grin and looked over at his friend.
“Wow, our dads sure are smart!”
“I would have to say they’re the smartest dads a couple of kooky kids like us could have!” Zoro agreed enthusiastically, “So, what are you waiting for? Get in here before you catch a chill, and then someone else will have to help me find that treasure and donate it to a well organized Christian charity!”
Sanji laughed, and crawled out of his sleeping bag, and moved towards his friend. He paused for a moment when Zoro started to unzip and pull apart the larger bag.
“Hey, Zoro, you’re already naked!”
“Well, knowing that it was going to get a bit chilly tonight, I figured that I had better be as prepared as possible.”
With a grin, Sanji started to quickly undo his pants.
“Gosh, Zoro, I guess we know who’s the brains are of this operation!”
***
The boys laid side by side in silence for a few minutes once they were settled and the roomy bag was zipped.
“Hey, Zoro, are you feeling any better?” Sanji finally ventured.
“A little, I guess. I’m still pretty cold, though.”
Sanji shifted to his side to face the other boy, and Zoro did the same.
“Maybe we should start moving up and down each other like our fathers said.”
Even before his sentence was complete, he found himself flipped onto his back and underneath Zoro’s naked body. Sanji barely had time to catch his breath before the other boy stated to move.
“Good idea, buddy” was whispered into his ear, but Sanji found himself quite unable to respond.
*pantpant*
“Gosh!”
*slideslide*
“Wowza!”
The blond boy hooked his legs around the other boy’s waist.
*gaspgasp *
“Golly!”
* licklicklick*
“Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man…”
*nipsucknipsuckBITE*
“Holly Hannah!”
*SHIFTslideslideslideslideslideROLLslideslideslideslideslideslideslidePULL*
“OH, JEEPERS! MY LIFE IS BEING SAVED IN THE WOODS!”
They stayed braced against each other for a few seconds before breaking apart. Both boys rolled onto their backs, and stared dazedly up into the clear night sky.
“Hey, Zoro.”
“Yeah?”
“I think that I’m going to be cold again in another 2 ½ minutes.”
“Me too, pal. Me too.”
***
TBC
Pairing: ZxS!
Word Count Part 5: 299
Word Count Part 6: 211
Topic: exaggerated genre/writing style
Summery: Zoro and Sanji are super sleuths in a 1950s teen mystery adventure. Move over Hardy Boys, here comes something gayer!
A/N: AURGH! I will not be done this little series before the topic deadline tomorrow like I wanted. I'll be in NYC at a Duran Duran concert tomorrow night (yay!!!) so I'll be a little late wrapping this up. I will finish, though, I swear! If only to get this kooky world out of my head.
Sanji Johnson knew a thing or two about the world. He knew going to church every Sunday got you into heaven, and that his mom baked the best darn apple pie in the entire state. He also knew that when your father gave you advice, especially advice that was meant to save your life, that you had best take it.
“Hey, Zoro, are you sleeping?”
“Not yet, buddy. What’s going on?”
“It’s its awfully cold out here.”
“I noticed that, too.”
“So, before I left the house, my father gave me some advice on what a good and proper woodsman should if he found himself in just this sort of pickle.”
“So did my father! He even gave me this special extra big sleeping bag to take with me. He said that he’s gotten a lot of life saving use out of it!”
Sanji sat up with a huge grin and looked over at his friend.
“Wow, our dads sure are smart!”
“I would have to say they’re the smartest dads a couple of kooky kids like us could have!” Zoro agreed enthusiastically, “So, what are you waiting for? Get in here before you catch a chill, and then someone else will have to help me find that treasure and donate it to a well organized Christian charity!”
Sanji laughed, and crawled out of his sleeping bag, and moved towards his friend. He paused for a moment when Zoro started to unzip and pull apart the larger bag.
“Hey, Zoro, you’re already naked!”
“Well, knowing that it was going to get a bit chilly tonight, I figured that I had better be as prepared as possible.”
With a grin, Sanji started to quickly undo his pants.
“Gosh, Zoro, I guess we know who’s the brains are of this operation!”
***
The boys laid side by side in silence for a few minutes once they were settled and the roomy bag was zipped.
“Hey, Zoro, are you feeling any better?” Sanji finally ventured.
“A little, I guess. I’m still pretty cold, though.”
Sanji shifted to his side to face the other boy, and Zoro did the same.
“Maybe we should start moving up and down each other like our fathers said.”
Even before his sentence was complete, he found himself flipped onto his back and underneath Zoro’s naked body. Sanji barely had time to catch his breath before the other boy stated to move.
“Good idea, buddy” was whispered into his ear, but Sanji found himself quite unable to respond.
*pantpant*
“Gosh!”
*slideslide*
“Wowza!”
The blond boy hooked his legs around the other boy’s waist.
*gaspgasp *
“Golly!”
* licklicklick*
“Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man…”
*nipsucknipsuckBITE*
“Holly Hannah!”
*SHIFTslideslideslideslideslideROLLslideslideslideslideslideslideslidePULL*
“OH, JEEPERS! MY LIFE IS BEING SAVED IN THE WOODS!”
They stayed braced against each other for a few seconds before breaking apart. Both boys rolled onto their backs, and stared dazedly up into the clear night sky.
“Hey, Zoro.”
“Yeah?”
“I think that I’m going to be cold again in another 2 ½ minutes.”
“Me too, pal. Me too.”
***
TBC
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Date: 2005-04-13 01:45 am (UTC)God, am I loving this series. The first one was great, what with naked Zoro at the end, but the second one... *loves, loves, loves* And the language just killed me. Wowza indeed! And I can't wait for Sanji to get cold again.
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 02:43 am (UTC)*dies*
*revives*
*dies again*
*revives once more*
YOU! WIN! AT! LIFE!!!
That was steamy AND hilarious at the same time. How did you DO that??
*dies again*
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 03:04 am (UTC)Looks like Zoro got some different advice from his dad...(little ulterior motive boy)
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-15 12:26 am (UTC)Yeah, especially after he "saved Sanjis life in the woods" XD
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Date: 2005-04-15 01:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-15 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 11:46 am (UTC)Ah, why do I get the distinct impression that Zoro knew just a wee bit more than he let on? ^___^ *snickers* Corn for you!
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:43 pm (UTC)...
Wow. How many times are you going to hear THAT said to you in your life?
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Date: 2005-04-15 12:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-15 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-14 11:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-15 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 04:53 pm (UTC)i swear i'll never forget this series.
ahahahhahahha.
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-13 05:39 pm (UTC)it is one of the funniest things i've ever read and “OH, JEEPERS! MY LIFE IS BEING SAVED IN THE WOODS!” really is the best line ever!
*melts into a pool of fan-girl glee*
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-18 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-14 01:48 am (UTC)Too bad the Duran Duran concert kept you from finishing this up (what next? the finding of a treasure chest of dildos?).
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Date: 2005-04-14 11:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-20 03:47 am (UTC)They stayed braced against each other for a few seconds before breaking apart. Both boys rolled onto their backs, and stared dazedly up into the clear night sky.
“Hey, Zoro.”
“Yeah?”
“I think that I’m going to be cold again in another 2 ½ minutes.”
There is just no explaining how funny this is. None. Sorry, but this fic has claimed another
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Date: 2005-12-06 05:51 pm (UTC)I cry with joy. This is so hilairous, because they're SO INNOCENT. TT^TTb
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Date: 2006-01-26 08:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-21 08:47 pm (UTC)I've fallen over, brain anuerism.