I <3 Wrongness
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Can You Say ‘Roleplay’?
Topic: One-sided love of Sanji
Rating: R
Pairing: Various wonderful wrongness involving Usopp
Word Count: 275
“I don’t know about this Usopp...”
“Pretty please?” The pirate clasped his hands together in a begging pose. “Just this once?”
“Well...”
Usopp pouted cutely. “You’ll get to be on top.”
“Yeah, but still...”
“You got to play how ‘you’ wanted last time” He added for good measure. “And you admitted I made a good Zoro.”
“Yeah you really did.” He kinda smirked.
“So....for me?”
There was a pause as he thought it over. “Ok....hand me the wig.”
“Yesss! The great Captain Usopp triumphs again!”
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Sanji was not in a good mood. He was down to his last pack of cigarettes till the docked again and they have gone missing.
He had a sneaking suspicion their ship’s doctor had taken them too. The little deer had been pointing out how bad they were for him for the last few weeks. He appreciated the boy’s concern but taking his cigs was a step too far and he was going tell him just that.
Well he was, till he opened the door to the infirmary....
And found said doctor in his beast-man form....
Wearing a blond wig and a swirly eyebrow drawn on with marker....
One of ‘his’ cigarettes clinched between his teeth...
With Usopp laying on the examining table beneath him...
Legs and arms wrapped around the deer....
Moaning....
“Sanji! Ahhh yes Sanji-kun!!”
The ‘real’ Sanji closed the door, heading back towards his kitchen, wondering how much cooking wine it was going to take to get that image out of his head.
Also making a mental note to tell Nami-swan he’s wear the blue wig for her next time.
And really wishing he had a cigarette.
Topic: One-sided love of Sanji
Rating: R
Pairing: Various wonderful wrongness involving Usopp
Word Count: 275
“I don’t know about this Usopp...”
“Pretty please?” The pirate clasped his hands together in a begging pose. “Just this once?”
“Well...”
Usopp pouted cutely. “You’ll get to be on top.”
“Yeah, but still...”
“You got to play how ‘you’ wanted last time” He added for good measure. “And you admitted I made a good Zoro.”
“Yeah you really did.” He kinda smirked.
“So....for me?”
There was a pause as he thought it over. “Ok....hand me the wig.”
“Yesss! The great Captain Usopp triumphs again!”
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Sanji was not in a good mood. He was down to his last pack of cigarettes till the docked again and they have gone missing.
He had a sneaking suspicion their ship’s doctor had taken them too. The little deer had been pointing out how bad they were for him for the last few weeks. He appreciated the boy’s concern but taking his cigs was a step too far and he was going tell him just that.
Well he was, till he opened the door to the infirmary....
And found said doctor in his beast-man form....
Wearing a blond wig and a swirly eyebrow drawn on with marker....
One of ‘his’ cigarettes clinched between his teeth...
With Usopp laying on the examining table beneath him...
Legs and arms wrapped around the deer....
Moaning....
“Sanji! Ahhh yes Sanji-kun!!”
The ‘real’ Sanji closed the door, heading back towards his kitchen, wondering how much cooking wine it was going to take to get that image out of his head.
Also making a mental note to tell Nami-swan he’s wear the blue wig for her next time.
And really wishing he had a cigarette.
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Date: 2005-04-19 03:20 am (UTC)Usopp as Zoro...? Hmm...
And Sanji's gonna play Vivi for Nami... awww...
(wait, that could be a problem, given, er... anatomy and all... ~_~ )
BTW, I <3 wrongness, too!
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Date: 2005-04-19 09:38 pm (UTC)Thanks for the comment *grateful*
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Date: 2005-04-19 10:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-20 12:09 am (UTC)I'm glad ya'll liked the ChopperxZoro crush bit. As much as a huge UsoppxChopper fan I am...I gotta admit how easy it is too see ZoroxChopper ^__^
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Date: 2005-04-19 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-20 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-20 12:13 am (UTC)Five pairings at once is VERY impressive. And it's one big chain, too! "ZCUSNV", the new OTP!
Also liked your taking of cigs from Sanji. He'd probably smoke his cooking herbs if he really went into withdrawal.
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Date: 2005-04-20 01:58 am (UTC)*dies laughing*
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Date: 2005-04-20 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-20 11:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-21 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-21 12:20 am (UTC)This was excellent! I can just picture Usopp as Zoro too. Sad yet humorous at the same time. And the bit about Sanji and Nami and "Vivi" was such a great way to end the piece.