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Title: The Problem With Earrings Part 1
Pairing: Sanji X Zoro
Rating: R
Word Count: 224

Poor Zoro, he's been suffering quite a bit of abuse from me lately. I think I'm going to have to write a drabble or two to make up for all of it.

Zoro moans tossing his head back into the netting hanging behind him. The swordsman relished the feeling of skilled nimble fingers sliding in and out of his ass, moaning slightly to show his pleasure. This was his favorite part of intercourse with the blond cook, which is why he had to protest when Sanji hastily pulls out the fingers to replace them with his cock already. “What the fuck are you doing?” Zoro growls, moving out of the cook’s reach. “There’s no way you’ve lubed me up well enough.”

“I know what I’m doing,” Sanji snaps back, “and I say you’re good enough. Now stay put and let me fuck you.”

“Stupid, shitty cook, I’m telling you –“

Tug.

“Shit!” Zoro loudly swears as he realizes one of his earrings has managed to get stuck in the netting his head had been resting on.

“What now?” Sanji asks exasperated, not realizing the swordsman problem yet.

“What does it look like?! My earring’s stuck,” Zoro all about yells as he grabs the net and starts to yank on it.

“I don’t think you should pulling on the net like that.”

“I know what I’m do-aaaaarrrgghhh!”

Sanji sighs and zips his pants up then tells the swordsman, “You should’ve just taken the earring out. Now pull up your pants, and I’ll take you to see Chopper.”

Title: The Problem With Earrings Part 2
Pairing: Sanji X Zoro
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 160

It surprised Chopper to find Zoro and Sanji waiting for him in the ship’s clinic. And what had been even more shocking was the fact it was Zoro who was injured.

“What happened?” the reindeer asks, concerned for his shipmate.

“One of my earrings got ripped out by the netting in the storage room, when I was getting something in it,” Zoro answers partly mumbling to hide his embarrassment.

“You weren’t being man enough to have been ‘getting anything’,” Sanji crossly mumbles, earning an angry glare from the swordsman.

“I’m telling you, you didn’t lube it enough,” Zoro shoots back, forgetting about the young doctor’s presence.

With a good understanding of the situation, Chopper silently takes out a sowing kit and a safe sex pamphlet, which he hands out to the flustered Sanji. As he begins to stitch up the swordsman’s ear the doctor tries to comfort Zoro by telling him, “At least you didn’t get your swords stuck again.”