ZoSan Body Art
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Title: Dress Code
Topic: Body art
Rating: PG-13ish (but very light)
Word Count: 274
Pairing: ZoSan
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
It was big. Monstrous, even.
Had he been more prone to temptation, Zoro would have whistled.
“What are you starring at?” Sanji asked. The sweltering heat dulled both their tempers, and at best the words were flat. It was the same heat that had them lounging on the stairs, stripped to the waist and still sweating.
Zoro shrugged. “That's a weird design.”
“What?”
“Your shoulder.”
“What about my shoulder?”
Zoro wondered how anyone could forget about having a massively ugly tattoo on their back.
“What?!”
Zoro wondered aloud how anyone could forget about having a massively ugly tattoo on their back.
“What does it look like?! Where?!” Sanji strained his neck trying to look at the elusive markings.
“I don't know.” Zoro gave the pattern more consideration. Another, closer glance revealed not a random pattern but elaborate script. “Looks like words or something. How the hell do you not know?”
Sanji glowered. Zoro snorted.
“Don't blame me if you can't drink worth shit.”
“Just shut up and read the damn thing.”
Zoro leaned forward. “Let's see. . .”
That first letter looked like a “Z”. So Z. . . o . . . r. . . another o. . .s?
Underneath that the font got smaller and no less complex.
B. . . then maybe an l? Or was it an i?
t. . . c. . .and finally an “h”.
Zoro sat back and puzzled. A look of comprehension dawned.
“Uh. . . Never mind.”
“What?!” Sanji looked scandalized.
“There's nothing. I was just kidding. Can't even take a joke, you damn cook?”
“Shut the hell up. Your sense of humor sucks.”
“Che. Just put a shirt on. No one wants to look at your scrawny ass anyway.”
“Yeah, yeah. . .”
Title: Dress Code
Topic: Body art
Rating: PG-13ish (but very light)
Word Count: 274
Pairing: ZoSan
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
It was big. Monstrous, even.
Had he been more prone to temptation, Zoro would have whistled.
“What are you starring at?” Sanji asked. The sweltering heat dulled both their tempers, and at best the words were flat. It was the same heat that had them lounging on the stairs, stripped to the waist and still sweating.
Zoro shrugged. “That's a weird design.”
“What?”
“Your shoulder.”
“What about my shoulder?”
Zoro wondered how anyone could forget about having a massively ugly tattoo on their back.
“What?!”
Zoro wondered aloud how anyone could forget about having a massively ugly tattoo on their back.
“What does it look like?! Where?!” Sanji strained his neck trying to look at the elusive markings.
“I don't know.” Zoro gave the pattern more consideration. Another, closer glance revealed not a random pattern but elaborate script. “Looks like words or something. How the hell do you not know?”
Sanji glowered. Zoro snorted.
“Don't blame me if you can't drink worth shit.”
“Just shut up and read the damn thing.”
Zoro leaned forward. “Let's see. . .”
That first letter looked like a “Z”. So Z. . . o . . . r. . . another o. . .s?
Underneath that the font got smaller and no less complex.
B. . . then maybe an l? Or was it an i?
t. . . c. . .and finally an “h”.
Zoro sat back and puzzled. A look of comprehension dawned.
“Uh. . . Never mind.”
“What?!” Sanji looked scandalized.
“There's nothing. I was just kidding. Can't even take a joke, you damn cook?”
“Shut the hell up. Your sense of humor sucks.”
“Che. Just put a shirt on. No one wants to look at your scrawny ass anyway.”
“Yeah, yeah. . .”
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Date: 2005-04-27 02:59 pm (UTC)Well done =D
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Date: 2005-04-27 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 04:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 05:12 pm (UTC)Well, we all know that its TRUE
Date: 2005-04-27 09:26 pm (UTC)Yay! That was written perfectly! Very funny!
^_^
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Date: 2005-04-27 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-27 11:54 pm (UTC)XDDDD So totally awesome.
So totally true.no subject
Date: 2005-04-28 05:58 am (UTC)