onepieceyaoi100 | Get outta my head!

Title: Not So Pretty Morning
Topic: Body Art
Rating: R-ish (For implied)
Pairing: Luffy/Bon Clay/Usopp/Chopper
Word Count: 300

Ahhh this fic did not wanna get out of my head and onto my computer! But I made it... Now stop looking at me like I’m crazy!

“Ahh!” Chopper’s hoof rubbed at the eye shadow in vein. “Usopp it won’t come off and it starting to itch!.”

“I know, but don’t rub it in, that’ll just make it worse.” Usopp continued to dig around the vanity, moving aside various cosmetics till he finally can across a jar of cold cream. “Found it!”

He returned to his companion with the cream and a clean towel. Holding the deer’s face in one hand he started to gently clean the smeared makeup out of the fur. It took a bit of light scrubbing and a few whimper’s on Chopper’s part but he finally got it all out. “There, that’s better. Sorry if it hurt.”

“It’s ok,” Chopper was just grateful to be rid of the itchy substance, watching Usopp remove the makeup from his own face and chest. He couldn’t help but giggle at the red lipstick marks leading down the tanned skin, disappearing under Usopp’s boxer’s.

The gunner smirked, scratching the reindeer behind the ears playfully. It had been a fun night after all. Four warm willing bodies kissing, touching, moaning. The feeling of flesh against flesh against fur. Not to mention finding out just how flexible their new friend could be. Luffy had particularly enjoyed that part.

The captain was still snoring, oblivious to the world, naked body wrapped around an equally naked Bon Clay, drooling a bit on the man’s chest. Both of them, not to mention the pink satin bed sheets, stained with lipstick and rouse and eyeliner.

“Bon-chan’s gonna have a fit when he wakes up isn’t he?” Chopper asked as he slid against Usopp with a yawn, still sleepy.

“Probably,” Usopp wrapped an arm around him. “Next time he invited us to a sleep over we’d better insist he take the makeup off first.”