onepieceyaoi100 | this topic makes me a very happy monkey

Title: Visitors vs Home Team
Pairing: ZorovAcexSanji
Rating: NC-17. And oh am I vulgar.
Words: 300
Comments: XD MY FAVORITE. Although I admit, I equally like Zoro and Ace working *together* to have their way with Sanji.

Bristling indignation versus smug confidence.

Granted there was no claim laid on the cook -- in fact they were more likely to kick each other in the teeth than speak civilly. But when Zoro walked in to the galley, witnessed the far-away smile as Ace watched Sanji clean up after lunch, the two pirates' eyes met... it was on.

That evening Sanji didn't even know what hit him -- on one side he had the shitty swordsman chopping vegetables for him and on the other their visitor was cheerfully setting the table. His work was practically whisked out from under him and dinner was almost ruined as a result, including a small fire that had to be extinguished. A drink was poured by Ace's hand, a plate was served by Zoro's and perhaps it was only the complete daze that the cook found himself in that prevented him from noticing the angry tension that was thick in the air.

It was only later that night that he became aware of the competition -- when it came down to a competition of lashing tongues. One, Zoro's pressed tight against his shaft, his cock halfway down the swordsman's throat and the other Ace's wet, hot and skilled teasing of his quivering ring of muscle. Overwhelmed and rendered rather helpless beneath their combined attention and the ferocity with which it was delivered, the cook was reduced to a shaking, sweating ball of pleasure and tension. The climax that tore through his frame left him shivering beneath the two new-found rivals who squared off over a quivering thigh, both licking their lips.

Ace's infuriating grin drew wide, more smug than Zoro could stand. No words, just another heated glance, a narrowing of eyes. But if Ace thought he'd won already, he had another thing coming.