The Competition
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onepieceyaoi100Okay, I'm somewhat back to normal. Still sleepy and busy, though, so I'll be doing those reviews/comments some time later. This just smacked me during my long drive home from work (on Tuesday), and I just had to type it up and post it. It fits this week's topic, but I took liberties on the interpretation of the meaning of "competition".
Title: The Competition
Rating: PG-13 (I don't know anymore)
Word Count: 256
Pairing: Various
**************
Tired of the same old, same old? Want to see something new and atypical?
Well, we here at BRW are the answer. In this free sample issue of Bars Roque Wok you will find Uke-Luffy being manhandled by our very own bomb-elicious Mr. 5 (p.7), Smoker "court-martialing" a naughty Fullbody (p.11), the King of Arabasta himself dropping to his knees to "service" his feathery warrior-servant Pell (p.23), and much, much more!
If you find yourself desiring more of our unique brand of exciting yaoi action, you can subscribe for a year's subscription that is guaranteed to deliver you a lot more than that other magazine ever will.
As a bonus for signing up now, you will get a special time-limited offer of Bars Roque Wok: Seeing Double Issue, in which you'll get to see your favorite men DOING THEMSELVES!!
(Subscription details on p. 20)
Also, all (that's right, ALL) accessories featured in our pages are available for sale. To order, simply detach and fill out the form on the back of this issue and make your checks payable to "Wapol's Toy Factory: Adult Division".
Only Bars Roque Wok can give you the excitement you crave.
Editor: Miss Valentine
Chief Art Director: Miss Golden Week
Chief Choreographer: Mr. 3
P.S. We welcome suggestions from our subscribers as to whom to feature in our future issues. So subscribe and make your requests! Who knows? You might be able to see that fantasy pairing of yours become a reality on our pages.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Somewhere on the Grand Line, Nami screamed.
**************
And here's a companion piece.
Title: The Competition: Behind the Scenes
Rating: PG
Word Count: 278
Pairing: None, really, but it's still yaoi
**************
“I still say it's not fair that I'm not mentioned in the credits.”
“Oh shut your trap. You're getting a good 21% chunk of the profits. Plus, if we listed your name down, our rival will be quick to point out that we're not using the real deals.”
“You listed Mr. 3, though!”
“Well, no matter how talented Mr. 3 is with wax, there's no way he can get the tiny details of naked bodies without actually having seen them naked before, thus there's proof that we did have the real deals in some way or another.”
“Silence, Miss Valentine. An artist is at work here and your yammering is making Mr. 2 move too much.”
“How much longer do I have to be in this position?”
“A little more... There, you can move now.”
“Oh, my limbs!”
“Miss Golden Week, if you may do the honors.”
“Yes, Mr. 3”
“As I was saying before Mr. 'artist' over here interrupted me, we don't just use you and wax. Miss Golden Week's Colors Trap does wonders for our targets' libidos. Our rival can't claim that we're faking every single picture.”
“I want my share upped to 23% to pay for my chiropractor.”
“ “ “Denied.” ” ”
“Did you all have to harmonize your collective rejection of my plea so perfectly? I want my therapist.”
“You can have your therapist AFTER this shoot for the Seeing Double issue. Once Miss Golden Week is finished coloring, you need to get into position quickly before the wax melts. These studio lights are hot, you know.”
*giggle*
“What are you giggling about Miss Golden Week?”
“It's just that I feel like I'm painting one big carrot.”
**************
Title: The Competition
Rating: PG-13 (I don't know anymore)
Word Count: 256
Pairing: Various
**************
Tired of the same old, same old? Want to see something new and atypical?
Well, we here at BRW are the answer. In this free sample issue of Bars Roque Wok you will find Uke-Luffy being manhandled by our very own bomb-elicious Mr. 5 (p.7), Smoker "court-martialing" a naughty Fullbody (p.11), the King of Arabasta himself dropping to his knees to "service" his feathery warrior-servant Pell (p.23), and much, much more!
If you find yourself desiring more of our unique brand of exciting yaoi action, you can subscribe for a year's subscription that is guaranteed to deliver you a lot more than that other magazine ever will.
As a bonus for signing up now, you will get a special time-limited offer of Bars Roque Wok: Seeing Double Issue, in which you'll get to see your favorite men DOING THEMSELVES!!
(Subscription details on p. 20)
Also, all (that's right, ALL) accessories featured in our pages are available for sale. To order, simply detach and fill out the form on the back of this issue and make your checks payable to "Wapol's Toy Factory: Adult Division".
Only Bars Roque Wok can give you the excitement you crave.
Editor: Miss Valentine
Chief Art Director: Miss Golden Week
Chief Choreographer: Mr. 3
P.S. We welcome suggestions from our subscribers as to whom to feature in our future issues. So subscribe and make your requests! Who knows? You might be able to see that fantasy pairing of yours become a reality on our pages.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Somewhere on the Grand Line, Nami screamed.
**************
And here's a companion piece.
Title: The Competition: Behind the Scenes
Rating: PG
Word Count: 278
Pairing: None, really, but it's still yaoi
**************
“I still say it's not fair that I'm not mentioned in the credits.”
“Oh shut your trap. You're getting a good 21% chunk of the profits. Plus, if we listed your name down, our rival will be quick to point out that we're not using the real deals.”
“You listed Mr. 3, though!”
“Well, no matter how talented Mr. 3 is with wax, there's no way he can get the tiny details of naked bodies without actually having seen them naked before, thus there's proof that we did have the real deals in some way or another.”
“Silence, Miss Valentine. An artist is at work here and your yammering is making Mr. 2 move too much.”
“How much longer do I have to be in this position?”
“A little more... There, you can move now.”
“Oh, my limbs!”
“Miss Golden Week, if you may do the honors.”
“Yes, Mr. 3”
“As I was saying before Mr. 'artist' over here interrupted me, we don't just use you and wax. Miss Golden Week's Colors Trap does wonders for our targets' libidos. Our rival can't claim that we're faking every single picture.”
“I want my share upped to 23% to pay for my chiropractor.”
“ “ “Denied.” ” ”
“Did you all have to harmonize your collective rejection of my plea so perfectly? I want my therapist.”
“You can have your therapist AFTER this shoot for the Seeing Double issue. Once Miss Golden Week is finished coloring, you need to get into position quickly before the wax melts. These studio lights are hot, you know.”
*giggle*
“What are you giggling about Miss Golden Week?”
“It's just that I feel like I'm painting one big carrot.”
**************
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Date: 2005-05-04 03:13 pm (UTC)Got my sleep, so I can now reply
Date: 2005-05-28 01:24 am (UTC)But that's okay, since I'm working on a sequel for this drabble for the "Bon Clay" topic. Probably not going to be that good, but I have a three-day weekend to fine-tune the writing.
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Date: 2005-05-04 06:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-28 01:27 am (UTC)Watch out for the sequel for your topic this week. Bon-chan shall have his say!
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Date: 2005-05-04 07:15 pm (UTC)That was great!