Luffy's birthday
May. 5th, 2005 08:34 pmTitle: Cake
Rating: G
Word Count: 244
Pairing: None, but it does have Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and implied licking
Topic: None
Notes: I didn't get anything written for Sanji or Usopp's birthday, and I couldn't stand to neglect Luffy's too.
Everything had started out peaceful, which, in retrospect, should have been a warning sign to Nami.
Sanji had placed the cake, beautifully decorated and a product of his entire afternoon’s work, on the end of the table farthest away from Luffy, who had poutingly agreed earlier not to eat until he was given permission. The appropriate amount of violence had been applied to assure that everyone actually sung. Then it came time to cut the cake.
Sanji’s knife moved toward its target, promises to Nami that she would get the first piece left in its wake. Then it slowed and stopped at Zoro’s wondering, loudly and pointedly, if the person whose birthday it was shouldn’t get the first slice. And made its way back to the table as Sanji fired back a retort.
Nami got up from the table with a sigh, and made her way across the galley. She closed the door behind her as the first piece of cake flew.
*
There was cake on the ceiling. And the floor. And dripping off Usopp’s nose. And Zoro and Sanji sure looked silly with frosting coating their hair, but they must not have cared, since they still hadn’t stopped wrestling. And nobody had told him he could eat yet, but… Sanji wouldn’t want his cake to go to waste. Luffy wondered where he should start.
Sometime later, Luffy left the galley, belly distended and grinning.
Having a rubber tongue could really be useful.
Rating: G
Word Count: 244
Pairing: None, but it does have Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, and implied licking
Topic: None
Notes: I didn't get anything written for Sanji or Usopp's birthday, and I couldn't stand to neglect Luffy's too.
Everything had started out peaceful, which, in retrospect, should have been a warning sign to Nami.
Sanji had placed the cake, beautifully decorated and a product of his entire afternoon’s work, on the end of the table farthest away from Luffy, who had poutingly agreed earlier not to eat until he was given permission. The appropriate amount of violence had been applied to assure that everyone actually sung. Then it came time to cut the cake.
Sanji’s knife moved toward its target, promises to Nami that she would get the first piece left in its wake. Then it slowed and stopped at Zoro’s wondering, loudly and pointedly, if the person whose birthday it was shouldn’t get the first slice. And made its way back to the table as Sanji fired back a retort.
Nami got up from the table with a sigh, and made her way across the galley. She closed the door behind her as the first piece of cake flew.
There was cake on the ceiling. And the floor. And dripping off Usopp’s nose. And Zoro and Sanji sure looked silly with frosting coating their hair, but they must not have cared, since they still hadn’t stopped wrestling. And nobody had told him he could eat yet, but… Sanji wouldn’t want his cake to go to waste. Luffy wondered where he should start.
Sometime later, Luffy left the galley, belly distended and grinning.
Having a rubber tongue could really be useful.
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Date: 2005-05-06 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 01:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 01:36 am (UTC)Fellate the nose, Luffy!
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Date: 2005-05-06 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 05:19 am (UTC)/is jealous
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Date: 2005-05-06 05:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-06 06:25 pm (UTC)And you just know he'd do it too
Totally. ^_^
(Though, knowing Luffy, he probably would have liked it better if everyone else had somehow managed to cover themselves with meat...).
Well, yeah. Duh. ^_^
If you wanted to get dark, you could have him realize that people are made of meat... (evil grin)
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Date: 2005-05-06 11:46 pm (UTC)If I really wanted it to get dark, I could just have him start to wonder what reindeer tastes like. (And like anyone could look at shirtless Zoro and not think meat.)
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Date: 2005-05-07 01:03 am (UTC)Eh... they've done the venison joke on the show plenty...
(And like anyone could look at shirtless Zoro and not think meat.)
So... many jokes... must... resist...
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Date: 2005-05-06 10:02 pm (UTC)That was priceless. I love Nami in this story; her resignation to the impending disaster is hilarious. And, man, I am giggling over the image I have of a freaked out bunch of pirate boys after that 'tongue-lashing' from their captain. This is just too perfect. ^_^
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Date: 2005-05-06 11:40 pm (UTC)I am giggling over the image I have of a freaked out bunch of pirate boys after that 'tongue-lashing' from their captain. I would love for someone to draw this.
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Date: 2005-05-07 01:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-01 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-01 03:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-13 06:09 am (UTC)Also, Luffy licking everyone is nothing short of wonderful.
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Date: 2005-12-13 06:16 am (UTC)Zoro's sweet to Luffy, so for sure he's going to fight for Luffy's cake privlages for him. And no way Luffy could just leave all that cake uneaten, 'cause not only would Sanji be upset about the food wasting, but imagine Nami's reaction to the mess.