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Title: Necessary Evil
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 263
Pairing: Sanji x various

I was just ready to go to sleep when the inspiration for this hit me like a ton of bricks. So I apoligize if I've made any poor grammer/spelling errors.




The doors to the seaside provisions store slammed open as a bedraggled swordsman rushes in, bee lining to the register. Zoro slams a thick wad of berries onto the counter and looks the young cashier clerk with eyes full of desperation. “Cigarettes,” he demands not giving the clerk time to say a word, “I need cigarettes.”

“H-how many packs do-“, the cashier begins to ask, but is stopped short by the swordsman shoving the handful of berries in his face while telling him, “As much as this can buy.”

The flustered clerk takes the money which is pushed into his hands. His jaw about hits the ground as he finishes counting it. “S-sir, there has to be about 2,000 berries here!”

“It doesn’t matter! You don’t know what it’s been like on the ship without them. It was fine at the start and a great way to spend the night, but it didn’t stop there. Day and night, in every room and position possible. There are foods that I can never look the same way ever again. Look the captain and I can handle him fine, but I don’t think our sharp shooter can last much longer. Now give me the fucking cigarettes!”

As quickly as the man brings the cases of cigarettes out Zoro takes them out of his hands and rushes out the door towards the Going Merry to save his nakama. If he had known what a total nymphomaniac Sanji became without his nicotine fix, he would’ve never let Nami throw them out during the ships cleaning two weeks ago.

Comments

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Omg that rocks so hardcore. XDDDD

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Hah! Oh, yeah, baby! Poor Sanji... he needs his nicotine, dammit!

There are foods that I can never look the same way ever again.

Ha! Yeah, I can see that.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*howls* Oh poor Zoro and Luffy, manfully having to... er, shoulder the burden. Or whatever. :-)

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! It must be so hard for them! I don't even know how they can get up in the morning. But I guess they just suck it up and do what has to be done.
(cough)

[seca.livejournal.com]

It helps that they both have inhuman stamina. ^_- But poor Ussop just can't keep up. XP

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

Well if what the cook is like normaly is anything to go by......poor Ussop. ^_^

[zyrk.livejournal.com]

oh man, that's great. but what a poor cashier, he must be terrified. *laughs* yea, i really needed that, so the highlight of my day.

[seca.livejournal.com]

I think most normal people are terrified when it comes to dealing with any of the Straw Hat pirates. XD

[zyrk.livejournal.com]

to true, to true. but its the normal people who have the best reactions to the straw hats.

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

(Finally something to comment on)

That was priceless.... no cigs makes horny Sanji hehe

[seca.livejournal.com]

(Finally something to comment on)

I was getting kinda worried myself, so I was really happy I got random inspiration for this. ^^;; I wonder if everyone else is just burnt out for drabble writing at the moment...

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

I think it might also be because it's the end of the school year and everyone is busy

[crystal-chan.livejournal.com]

XD Oh man...that was wonderful. You win the internets.

[seca.livejournal.com]

Yea, I have internets! But now what to do with them... XD

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

*cackles* Ahh, ranty Zoro is funny ^^ I'd go into retail or something if I could be guaranteed customers like him.

Poor, poor Usopp ...