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onepieceyaoi100Title: Halloween
Rating: G
Word Count: 295
Pairing: mild ZoSan
Topic: crossdressing
He's going to kill her. Along with the love cook. And that idiotic captain. And the long-nosed bastard. Hell. He'll kill them all. But he'll start with her first.
"Hey, good-looking."
He growled, glaring at the sharpshooter. He hoped the ahou freezes his nose off with only a pair of shorts and a hat to keep warm. Not that he was any better. He should be glad that they're near a summer island where the sea was calm and a balmy breeze was blowing.
And that definitely was not a breeze.
"Nice legs."
Nico Robin did not just felt up his legs.
The hell she did not.
Gritting his teeth, he swung around, nearly stumbling on heeled shoes that were definitely not his own. The woman looked cool as ever, cigar on her lips and original pair of hands tucked on the pocket of borrowed pants.
Luffy was stomping in noisily, an uncharacteristic scowl on his mouth. Zoro supposed he was trying to imitate him. Chopper was toddling along, trying not to stumble on a too large jacket. He was also trying to keep the brim of his hat from falling into his eyes. The evil woman and the love cook followed, laughing at their captain's antics. Nami was wearing a jumper, hair partially covered by a bandanna while Sanji was showing a lot of chest on Luffy's red shirt.
It was supposed to be a Halloween celebration, whatever that means. A time-honored tradition from somewhere. Meaning a new excuse for gorging on sweets for the captain. And blackmail material for the navigator. He can only curse his luck with drawing straws.
"Nice butt."
He caught the definitely interested gaze of one ero-cook.
"You are NOT going to call me any idiotic names."
"Yes, Zoro-swannn~."
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Note: Hugely inspired by this.
Rating: G
Word Count: 295
Pairing: mild ZoSan
Topic: crossdressing
He's going to kill her. Along with the love cook. And that idiotic captain. And the long-nosed bastard. Hell. He'll kill them all. But he'll start with her first.
"Hey, good-looking."
He growled, glaring at the sharpshooter. He hoped the ahou freezes his nose off with only a pair of shorts and a hat to keep warm. Not that he was any better. He should be glad that they're near a summer island where the sea was calm and a balmy breeze was blowing.
And that definitely was not a breeze.
"Nice legs."
Nico Robin did not just felt up his legs.
The hell she did not.
Gritting his teeth, he swung around, nearly stumbling on heeled shoes that were definitely not his own. The woman looked cool as ever, cigar on her lips and original pair of hands tucked on the pocket of borrowed pants.
Luffy was stomping in noisily, an uncharacteristic scowl on his mouth. Zoro supposed he was trying to imitate him. Chopper was toddling along, trying not to stumble on a too large jacket. He was also trying to keep the brim of his hat from falling into his eyes. The evil woman and the love cook followed, laughing at their captain's antics. Nami was wearing a jumper, hair partially covered by a bandanna while Sanji was showing a lot of chest on Luffy's red shirt.
It was supposed to be a Halloween celebration, whatever that means. A time-honored tradition from somewhere. Meaning a new excuse for gorging on sweets for the captain. And blackmail material for the navigator. He can only curse his luck with drawing straws.
"Nice butt."
He caught the definitely interested gaze of one ero-cook.
"You are NOT going to call me any idiotic names."
"Yes, Zoro-swannn~."
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Note: Hugely inspired by this.
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Date: 2005-05-14 01:11 pm (UTC)http://img146.echo.cx/img146/2306/cosplaygang3ro.jpg
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Date: 2005-05-14 04:32 pm (UTC)Usopp in pink shorts calling Zoro good-looking and the pairing is Zosan? XD;
^__^;;;
Date: 2005-05-14 08:59 pm (UTC)Chopper!Usopp is mine! XD
glad you liked it ^_^
Date: 2005-05-14 08:56 pm (UTC)plus zoro in drag is fun. ;p
Re: glad you liked it ^_^
Date: 2005-05-14 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-17 12:23 am (UTC)