Plans and Sacrifice
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Plans and Sacrifice
Pairing: Zo/San
Words: 170ish
Rating: pure G
Notes: Haven't posted in like forever...had to return.
"We will be noticed less if we sneak in as couples!" Usopp reiterated while the crew got dressed. "It will work! We go in then Sanji and Zoro will distract the crowd..."
"Why us?" Zoro grumbled.
"Because we have the best footwork.. " Sanjis foot connected firmly to the back of the swordsmans head before coming back to rest on the deck. Zoro growled and turned ready to finish the fight so eagerly thrown on him.
"What I don't understand is WHY am I the girl? I'm taller! The natural dashing leading man type!"
His blond hair blended seemlessly into the flowing ringlets of golden tresses. A red sequinned dress shimmered over the outline of his new false curves.
Zoro gulped.
"Wow..." Nami murmered.
"Maybe Sanji is the only distraction we need!" Usopp considered after his own silent moment.
Zoro thought about all the men pawing at Sanji, much like the chef himself would at such a beuaty and grabbed Sanjis wig off his head in one movement.
"Give it here. He'd be usless in such a tight dress anyway. "
Pairing: Zo/San
Words: 170ish
Rating: pure G
Notes: Haven't posted in like forever...had to return.
"We will be noticed less if we sneak in as couples!" Usopp reiterated while the crew got dressed. "It will work! We go in then Sanji and Zoro will distract the crowd..."
"Why us?" Zoro grumbled.
"Because we have the best footwork.. " Sanjis foot connected firmly to the back of the swordsmans head before coming back to rest on the deck. Zoro growled and turned ready to finish the fight so eagerly thrown on him.
"What I don't understand is WHY am I the girl? I'm taller! The natural dashing leading man type!"
His blond hair blended seemlessly into the flowing ringlets of golden tresses. A red sequinned dress shimmered over the outline of his new false curves.
Zoro gulped.
"Wow..." Nami murmered.
"Maybe Sanji is the only distraction we need!" Usopp considered after his own silent moment.
Zoro thought about all the men pawing at Sanji, much like the chef himself would at such a beuaty and grabbed Sanjis wig off his head in one movement.
"Give it here. He'd be usless in such a tight dress anyway. "
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Date: 2005-05-17 08:49 am (UTC)And also, this is hilarious XD
AW shucks...
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