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onepieceyaoi100Title: Humor of the Situation
Word Count: 262
Pairing: mild Sanji x Zoro
Rating: G
Wasn't sure if I wanted to actually submit this one or not since I'm not too happy with how it came out. >.>
There was no doubt in Nami’s mind that the average pirate lacked half the brain cells of a normal human. Her crewmates proved her right on a daily basis with their shenanigans, and today was no exception. They had been out to sea for a while now and in utter boredom the boys raided the storage room to see what they could find. In the end they came out with a box of mismatched costumes so ugly they could rival Bon Clay’s outfit. Needless to say Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were having a blast playing dress up as Zoro slept and Sanji looked on.
Nami ignored them for the most part and kept herself busy with finances and charts. It wasn’t until she noticed the strange silence did she look up from her work. She spotted the boys circling around the slumbering Zoro then sighed with relief that he was going to be their chosen victim, not her.
Amazingly enough the swordsman didn’t wake through out the undressing and dressing and the near constant suppressed laughter. And ended up in an evening dress, that looked a size to small to hide much underneath it, with a feathery boa around his shoulders and a ridiculous curly blonde wig placed haphazardly on his head.
Not one to pass up the opportunity on future blackmail material, Nami pulled out her ever present camera and began taking pictures. She startled when Sanji tapped on her shoulder but smiles when he asked her, with a blush on his cheeks, if she was willing to sell the photos.
Word Count: 262
Pairing: mild Sanji x Zoro
Rating: G
Wasn't sure if I wanted to actually submit this one or not since I'm not too happy with how it came out. >.>
There was no doubt in Nami’s mind that the average pirate lacked half the brain cells of a normal human. Her crewmates proved her right on a daily basis with their shenanigans, and today was no exception. They had been out to sea for a while now and in utter boredom the boys raided the storage room to see what they could find. In the end they came out with a box of mismatched costumes so ugly they could rival Bon Clay’s outfit. Needless to say Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were having a blast playing dress up as Zoro slept and Sanji looked on.
Nami ignored them for the most part and kept herself busy with finances and charts. It wasn’t until she noticed the strange silence did she look up from her work. She spotted the boys circling around the slumbering Zoro then sighed with relief that he was going to be their chosen victim, not her.
Amazingly enough the swordsman didn’t wake through out the undressing and dressing and the near constant suppressed laughter. And ended up in an evening dress, that looked a size to small to hide much underneath it, with a feathery boa around his shoulders and a ridiculous curly blonde wig placed haphazardly on his head.
Not one to pass up the opportunity on future blackmail material, Nami pulled out her ever present camera and began taking pictures. She startled when Sanji tapped on her shoulder but smiles when he asked her, with a blush on his cheeks, if she was willing to sell the photos.
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Date: 2005-05-17 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-18 12:05 am (UTC)(And Sanji would have to be an idiot to miss out on having his own sweet transvestite.)
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Date: 2005-05-18 12:33 am (UTC)want a copy of those photos too ^__^
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Date: 2005-05-18 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-28 06:30 pm (UTC)