Please Allow Me to Poke You

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

It has to be prom/finals/graduation time, because I can't remember the last time that this group has been so darn quiet! I, on the other hand, have had no good excuse to not have been posting, other than an extended period of utter and complete laziness.

Title: Secrets (lame-ass title, I know)
Pairing: Z/S
Words: 299
Rating: PGish
Topic: Embarrassment



With an exasperated sigh, Sanji finally broke the tense silence.

“I don’t know why you’re making such a big deal out of it. I mean, if it happened to anyone else besides a giant dip-shit like you, the whole thing would be rather…cute.”

“CUTE?!?”

Sanji waved his cigarette at the other man in a dismissive manner.

“But, like I said, your complete and utter dipshitness kills any cuteness right off the bat.”

Zoro crossed his arms and quickly nodded his head.

“Well, I should hope so!”

Sanji took a long pull of smoke into his lungs to hide his grin before continuing.

“So you’re ticklish—“

“I am NOT.”

The blonde rolled his eyes.

“Zoro, I heard the giggle.”

“I DO NOT GIGGLE!”

“Yeah, whatever. I suppose someone just dumped a pre-pubescent hyena into bed with us.”

“This whole thing is your perverted fault! What the hell was your mouth doing down there anyway?”

Sanji gave Zoro a look, and the other man flushed brightly. The blonde noted the reaction with interest.

“You’re ticklish, you giggle, and you blush.” Sanji regarded the other man carefully through narrowed eyes, “What other girly secrets are you hiding?”

“I’ll KILL you, you bastard cook!”

Sanji stayed uncharacteristically calm in the face of Zoro’s threat. Not breaking eye contact with the enraged man (who was, by the way, still blushing), he calmly said,

“Try it, and I’ll tell.”

Then, for effect, he added,

“I’ll tell Nami.”

Sanji clamped down on another grin as he watched the swordsman pale and back away.

“You wouldn’t.” he whispered.

Sanji’s smile said that he absolutely fucking would .

Zoro glared hotly.

“I’ll get you for this, Cook.”

Sanji snickered as the other man turned and stomped below deck, and knew that the next few days were geared to be interesting ones.

Comments

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

your complete and utter dipshitness kills any cuteness right off the bat *dead*

I suppose someone just dumped a pre-pubescent hyena into bed with us. *dead more*

Best. Thing. Ever. *loves*

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

For some reason, '*dead more*' has been cracking me up ALL DAY. I can't explain it, but thanks!

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! (Glad I could be of service.)

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

I needed that.^_^

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Good! ^_^

[shymagical.livejournal.com]

:covers mouth and tries to stifle her giggles: ^~^ (snik! snik!)

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Giggling is the theme of the day, so don't cover your mouth!!

[seca.livejournal.com]

Now that was cute. ^_^

And it also reminds me I still need to type up the drabble I wrote for this theme. ^_^;;

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Type it!!! This place is turning into a ghost town.....

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

Hokay have you HEARD the drama CD tracks on the CD with the Skypeia-era image songs? Because HOMAIGAWD. JEEZUS does Zoro giggle like a GIRL. He spends like fifteen minutes with Luffy GIGGLING, no seriously, GIGGLING over SOMETHING like he's high as a kite on pot. We (sherriaisling and I) decided that they were in the crow's nest.

All in all, lovely and probably 200% true. You really need to hear the giggling. It's CANON.

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

... wheeeere might this particular image song be obtained, might I ask? My curiosity eats at me like the ravenous creature it is.

And I should have thought of that...

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

OMG can Zoro giggle! It's crazy, and drugs make it make sense (unless you figure the VA's aren't in character, but then Sanji’s all ‘Sanji here' or something like that, and then you’re back to drugs). And hearing *giggle giggle* 'Zoro' *giggle giggle* 'Luffy' makes it hard to think anything but 'Zoro and Luffy are getting high in the crows nest’.

It's not a song, really. It's one of the last four tracks on the One Piece 7 Nin No Mugiwara Kaizoku Dan Live album. The last four tracks are all talking, and as neither mei_yanohi nor I know enough Japanese to know what the heck was truly going on, we had to improvise. So Luffy and Zoro wound up high and Sanji was depressed and talking to himself cause he wasn't there getting high (and you can actually hear him say marimo at one point).

Re: And I should have thought of that...

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh, that--I stopped listening to the dialogue tracks whenever I have that album on after getting frustrated by the, er, general lack of comprehension. Aside from Zoro's giggly, "Daisuki .. hontou daisuki~!" Mmm, seems that a lot of the seiyuu generally cast as the really macho, deep-voiced characters are super prone to giggling, like Koyasu Takehito. Dear god, the giggling, it's almost too much to bear ...

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

NO, I haven't heard that! That's fantastic!!! I wonder what had him and Luffy in such girlish hysterics?

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

*points to earlier comment* Drugs.

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Eeee! I love evil Sanji. XD

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Yes, he's an evil sexy bastard.

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Kekekekeke, ohh my love for you right now ... XD I swear, you come up with some of the best one liners.

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

God, I really hope that you make a 'kekekekeke' sound when you laugh in real life, because that would RULE.

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

I can, but it sounds terribly forced and then I usually choke and make a bigger ass out of myself than the laugh alone renders me. At which point I have to direct peoples' attention to something off in the distance, far away from me, while I run in the other direction, usually tripping over or bumping into something in the process. Dignity is not one with me.

[dethorats]

Awesome! This was a great shot in the arm for One Piece inspiration! I love the various images this brings to mind.

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!!!!

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Well, you KNOW that he absolutely fucking WOULD. ^_^

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

And now we watch as Zoro drinks his manly self into oblivion...

TICKLE FIGHT!!

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Zoro would SO lose that fight.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

Especially because Sanji can use all four appendages to tickle with, I bet. And the GIGGLING. Dear GOD.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Poor Zoro... what a terrible vulnerability for a swordsman.

*goes off somewhere to laugh very, very hard for a while*

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that you liked it!

[winter-sweet.livejournal.com]

Awww, our strong swordsman is ticklish o^_^o

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!!! SO awesome and very well written!

LOVE Zoro blushing....