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onepieceyaoi100Title: Scarred For Life
Rating:PG
Word Count: 291
Pairing: It's always a surprise with Bon Clay. XP
I never thought I would actually write something with Bon Clay in it but with how quiet it's been this week somebody had to write something. Probably not my best drabble but it amuses me. And there'll be bonus points for anyone who can guess the other character in the drabble first. XD
He should have killed it the moment it sat down next to him. No, he should have killed it the moment it entered the bar. He cursed and blamed his semi-intoxication for the poor lapse of judgment earlier that night. There had been no reason for him to have suffered such humiliation from such an abomination, especially on one of his few nights off.
He had decided to go down to a local bar to unwind and was well into his drinks and his ever present smokes, when it showed up. And it had the audacity to be bearing the likeness of someone he knew, which is why he got stuck staring in shock at the ridiculous outfit it was wearing. Unfortunately the gawking had caught its attention and it promptly took up a seat on the stool next to his own. Then it stated talking, he wasn’t sure exactly what it was saying, his mind was too busy with more important thoughts, like, ‘What is this thing?’, ‘Why is it here?’, ‘Why the hell does it look like him, of all people?’. Then out of blue he felt a hand crawling up his leg towards very private parts. It took him a moment to realize the hand belonged to the thing attempting to chat him up. Then there was violence, destruction and upon seeing its true form, revulsion. That was then followed by a good healthy dose of even more violence.
The man shudders from the memory and lights up twice as many smokes than usual, praying that the nicotine can calm him down. As the smoke begins to fill the room the man hopes that the physical wounds he inflicted are as painful as the mental scars he’s suffered.
Rating:PG
Word Count: 291
Pairing: It's always a surprise with Bon Clay. XP
I never thought I would actually write something with Bon Clay in it but with how quiet it's been this week somebody had to write something. Probably not my best drabble but it amuses me. And there'll be bonus points for anyone who can guess the other character in the drabble first. XD
He should have killed it the moment it sat down next to him. No, he should have killed it the moment it entered the bar. He cursed and blamed his semi-intoxication for the poor lapse of judgment earlier that night. There had been no reason for him to have suffered such humiliation from such an abomination, especially on one of his few nights off.
He had decided to go down to a local bar to unwind and was well into his drinks and his ever present smokes, when it showed up. And it had the audacity to be bearing the likeness of someone he knew, which is why he got stuck staring in shock at the ridiculous outfit it was wearing. Unfortunately the gawking had caught its attention and it promptly took up a seat on the stool next to his own. Then it stated talking, he wasn’t sure exactly what it was saying, his mind was too busy with more important thoughts, like, ‘What is this thing?’, ‘Why is it here?’, ‘Why the hell does it look like him, of all people?’. Then out of blue he felt a hand crawling up his leg towards very private parts. It took him a moment to realize the hand belonged to the thing attempting to chat him up. Then there was violence, destruction and upon seeing its true form, revulsion. That was then followed by a good healthy dose of even more violence.
The man shudders from the memory and lights up twice as many smokes than usual, praying that the nicotine can calm him down. As the smoke begins to fill the room the man hopes that the physical wounds he inflicted are as painful as the mental scars he’s suffered.
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Date: 2005-06-01 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-01 11:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-01 02:55 am (UTC)That is the funniest thing I have read in the past, like, two weeks.
"That was then followed by a good healthy dose of even more violence."
XD Awesome. I don't blame the poor man, good lord. I'd need therapy after that.
Excellent job. *gives you cookies*
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Date: 2005-06-01 11:21 pm (UTC)I'm glad you liked it that much. I wasn't sure if anyone else, besides myself, would like the humor of it.
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Date: 2005-06-01 03:23 am (UTC)And that was well worth it...*snickers*
Don't worry
Date: 2005-06-01 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-01 04:26 pm (UTC)I guess it's up to our own imaginations to figure out who Bon Clay impersonated.
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Date: 2005-06-01 11:25 pm (UTC)And yes, it is use your imagination on who Bon Clay was impersonating, since I couldn't decide on that myself. XP
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Date: 2005-06-02 03:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-02 12:07 am (UTC)Anyway I was thinking of a Pauly and Ussop camouflaged Bon Clay therefore Pauly x Kaku. But that's just what I was thinking though.
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Date: 2005-06-02 01:48 am (UTC)And I really really like your imagination,
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Date: 2005-06-02 03:33 pm (UTC)