onepieceyaoi100 | First Step

Sequel drabble to The Competition.

Title: First Step
Topic: Bon Clay
Rating: PG (if you're overly sensitive)
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Mr2 -> S

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"Dr. Bean, I am so unappreciated. Just today we were doing the Seeing Double shoot. I was doing most of the work, yet again. That green-haired fellow is not that flexible, you know, what with all those muscles. Anyway, I just suggested a teensy-weensy raise in my pay when all of them, all at once mind you, cruelly struck down my suggestion without a moment's hesitation! Not a fraction of a second was spared to even consider my request or my feelings behind it! *sniff* They responded much more warmly to Miss Golden Week's blathering about carrot colors. No clue what that was about."

"Mmmmhmm... May I suggest changing careers?"

"Your voice sounds different. Hey, you're not my thera-!" *gonk*

(x_X)(x_x)(X_x)(x_X)(X_X)(x_x)(x_X)

"Ohh... my noggin..."

"Sorry about that, but it was the only way to get you out of there."

"Orange-girl?...!!! Why am I on your ship?"

"I'm offering new job satisfaction working for me. Not as a model since we only deal with real people, but as a consultant. In return, I'll give you something your colleagues won't. Respect."

"...Actually, I'd prefer something else."

Nami's expression darkened at the possibility that she may actually have to invest money to gain the okama's cooperation.

"You would prefer...?"

"I want San-chan to give me daily massages."

"Deal."

An undignified yelp of "Nami-swan!?" was heard somewhere in the background.

"However, you may not touch Sanji-kun's face with your right hand. He's the one person Bars Roque Wok can't fake and I want to keep my exclusive rights on him."

"I'm fine as long as I get those massages. And they'd better be good ones. I don't want to bruise myself any further."

"I'll make sure Sanji-kun does his best."

Nami mentally cackled to herself as she planned her next step in eradicating the competition.

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Yeah, lame-o. And I don't have a single clue as to how Nami will get rid of the rest of BRW. She not only has to somehow get rid of Mr. 3 but also Miss Golden Week. I'm hoping to be inspired, or something. As for the carrot comment, I'm trying to remember where I downloaded the “Zoro the carrot” pic from (or rather, which journal community).

Also, don't ask what happened to Dr. Bean. *whistles*

EDIT: I finally found the pic I was looking for! The pic's not mine in the least, so I apologize in advance for linking directly to it.

Actual Zoro colors.