Dance dance baby

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Title: Bon Clay Dance Party
Author: Jaelle
Rating: G.
Pairing: I call it the "I am going to hell" threesome.
Word count: 262



"Halt! Evil pirates!" Marine Lieutenant Jango raised a finger high in the air as he struck the official 'disco dance' pose of Justice. The full moon's light glinted off his heart-shaped glasses and illuminated his flamboyantly loud Hawaiian shirt.

"Surrender immediately!" In an equally eye-blinding shirt, Marine Lieutenant Fullbody struck the same pose and glared fiercely at the pirate crew. "We will only warn you once before we attack!"

"In other words," Jango spoke again, "Stop joooooking around!"

"HEY! That's MY line!" The newly-made Marine Lieutenant Bon Clay stomped his foot angrily before also striking the pose. He too wore a Hawaiian shirt, with the words "Okama way" written on the back. "No fair! Stop joooooking around!"

"Sorry. I just liked the sound of it."

"Well, you did deliver it reasonably well. Very well, just this once."

"Um, guys? The pirates don't seem to be surrendering."

"Then let us unleash upon them our Dance of Justice!"

Loud music began to blare out and the three lieutenants went into an intricate dance routine that incorporated elements of disco and ballet, with the occasional segue into a truly disturbing form of dirty dancing.

From his vantage point on the shore, Smoker watched as Jango dipped Fullbody and then spun him over to Bon Clay, who ground against him suggestively before punching out a pirate. The three men then launched into a victorious can-can, yelling for everyone to "stop joooooking around!"

"Tell me again why you decided to get him pardoned and added to your crew?"

"For Hina amusement."

"... I fear you."

"Hina amusement!"

Comments

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YOU WIN.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Thank you.

[seca.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to have to side with Smoker on this one. XP Wonderful drabble, and it's probably the best start of my day all week. XD

And if you go to hell, you know the rest of us will be right there with you.XP

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Smoker definitely seems to have the majority opinion on his side.

Well if we're all going we might as well conquer it once we get there and turn it into a One Piece Dance Paradise!

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Now THIS is more like it. Don't know what would be able to beat this. The scary part is that this threesome has a high chance of becoming canon (without the dirty dancing bit).

[seca.livejournal.com]

That would be very interesting to see, especially since Jango and Bon Clay share the same voice actor. XD

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Hee, glad someone else spotted that (and which is why Jango gets to deliver Bon Clay's line :-)

[seca.livejournal.com]

I actually didn't find that out until recently, when someone brought up the fact that voice actor is also doing the voice for Franky as well. Now that would be an unholy threesome if there ever was one. XP

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

I kind of hope they do become canon, but I fear it also. When I originally came up with it I just thought... wow, that would be the most horrifying threesome ever and I so have to write them now. XD

Glad you liked it.

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

I'd thought of this possibility before, minus the threesome part (I'm not sure why my mind wasn’t in the gutter that day), and now, seeing it actually written, I can say that yes, it is that damn... something. And that's the best I can do until my brain recovers and starts firing on all cylinders again. Because you broke it.

Was the beginning supposed to invoke images of Sailor Moon, or was it just me?

And poor Smoker (though Tashigi probably loves it, because it gives her someone new to trade fashion tips with).

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Er, sorry about that. I hope it's easy to repair.

Not intentionally, but when I look at it I think I was subconciously flashing back to my days of Sailor Moon fandom. Which just makes the scene even more horrifying.

(They all get their shirts from the same place, I swear.)

[fenm.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it!
And allow me to humbly and respectfully disagree with Smoker--I think these three make a great threesome! (I just hope the Marines in the OP universe don't follow any sort of "don't ask, don't tell" policy...)

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

In the case of this threesome, I think it would be more of a "don't ask, nobody wants to think about it" policy. :-)

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

It is a thing of beauty. And Hina must be very proud. All the other officers just get generic Marines of one of three hairstyles.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Indeed, Hina's Marines are definitely... memorable.

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

*falls out of her chair laughing* Oh God oh GOOODDDD...

*finally recovers an hour later* That was the best thing ever...well weeeeelllll worth the wait

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee! Icon love!

Thank you, glad you liked.

[crystal-chan.livejournal.com]

XD BEST EVAR~!

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*laughing my ass off* Oh... wow. I love you. Seriously. That was great~ Tentacle!Sanji for you. XD

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And tentacle!Sanji!!! WOOHOO!!!

It's Friday here on the US East Coast, and no new topic

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Jaelle, where are you? Did something happen?

Re: It's Friday here on the US East Coast, and no new topic

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

Erk, sorry. I posted my entry last night just before going to bed, and then didn't have time to check in the morning (and can't from work), but I've put it up now.

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

::laughing SO HARD:: That was fucking HILARIOUS. XD

I find the outfit you put Bon Clay in particularly amusing... because I've met Mr.2/Jango's voice actor... and the second time we saw him he was wearing this amazing pink Hawaiian-print shirt and shorts matching set. Now I totally imagine Marine Bon Clay wearing that and hanging out with Jango and Fullbody XD

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

I find the outfit you put Bon Clay in particularly amusing... because I've met Mr.2/Jango's voice actor... and the second time we saw him he was wearing this amazing pink Hawaiian-print shirt and shorts matching set. Now I totally imagine Marine Bon Clay wearing that and hanging out with Jango and Fullbody XD

... SERIOUSLY??? That is so COOL!

They're gonna defeat their enemies by blinding them with the unholy powers of their shirts. XDXDXD

*sudden thought* I bet that's why Smoker doesn't wear a shirt... there must be some rule that lieutenants upwards have to wear those kinds of shirts! (I mean, just look at Tashigi too!!!)