Hey, baby, you wanna..?

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Title: Rewards of Virtue
Topic: suggestive gifts
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG, or R for innuendo, depending on how you read it. *grin*
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: So Zoro went into town, and there was this girl in front of the bar getting hassled. He's his usual self, of course. Dorkily oblivious, that is.

Excuse: I had to go fruit shopping. There were no strawberries, but there were peaches, and bananas, and kiwi... And over-priced raspberries, but those don't really apply here. :)

Notes: Do I need to elaborate on the potential sexual implications of splitting peaches here? I really hope I don't need to explain the thing about bananas... };)

( Maybe Sanji will make fruit salad? )

Them long, pointy things'll get you in trouble every time...

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Title: Fixated
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 297
Pairing: Smoker/Ace
Topic: suggestive gifts
Disclaimer: One Piece? Belongs to Oda Eiichiro. Not making any money, me.

A/N: First time posting here, but the topic was too good to resist.


( Put a cork in it, Portgas. )