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Title: Dance Lessons
Rating: G
Word Count: 298
Pairing: Luffy x Sanji

Been a while since I've been able to come up with something this quickly. Hopefully this means I'll have time to write at least one more for this topic. ^_^

It had been sheer chance that information about a tome of ancient text had been picked up by one of the members of the Straw Hat pirates. But after a quick investigation, it was found out not only to be true, but there would be a chance to get to it in a couple nights, when a ball would be held at the city hall. It was quickly decided, after the promise of free food, that they would sneak into the ball and take the text for Robin. The only great snag in the plan had been the fact that apparently all the male members, sans Sanji, had no clue on how to ballroom dance.

Which is how Sanji ended up attempting to get Luffy to stop raiding the kitchen food and learn how to waltz. “Luffy, that’s for Nami-swan and Robin-chan’s dinner!” Sanji snaps giving the pirate captain a good kick in the head. “Now stop fooling around and start dancing.”

Luffy rubs the back of his head and pouts, “But Sanji, I already know how to dance.”

“That’s not dancing Luffy. That’s just flapping your body around,” Sanji says pulling Luffy to his feet and setting him up in position for a waltz. “Now just follow my lead.”

“But I do know how to dance like this, see,” Luffy says as they move around the kitchen gracefully, much to the cook’s surprise. “Ace taught me how a long time ago.”

“So he did, but did he always have you place your hand so low?”

“Yep, he said it should be that low to make it easier to squeeze your partner’s ass, like this,” Luffy explains then demonstrates accordingly.

Sanji’s face turns bright red and the usually cool cook stammers, “L-let’s keep that move in the kitchen.”