Winner Takes all...
Jun. 12th, 2005 03:37 amTitle: Winner Takes All
Words: 242
Pairing: Sanji/ ? (implied almost everyone..Luffy this time)
Rating: PG13
comments: I liked the idea but think I could have done better with execution.
Sanji walked up to the line of male crew members and checked his watch before taking out a small note pad and a pen.
"Alright, times up. Tongues out!"
The chef started with a close inspection of Usopps tongue, and smirked when he saw the cherry stem tied in a bow at the tip of the mans tongue.
"A creative twist on a classic, good." The chef mumbled, taking notes, as he moved on to stand before Zoro.
His tongue held a cherry stem tied in three distinct knots.
"Very difficult with the time constraint..." Sanji understated.
Then there was Luffy. It took Sanji a moment to take the scene in.
Luffys large pink tongue was stretched around his own neck twice before ending in the rubber mans hands that pulled the tip wide. Sitting on the tip was a tattered cherry stem.
"We have a winner!"
"What! All Luffy did was stretch his tongue! That's not even a hidden talent! We all know he can stretch!"
Sanji pulled out a cig and lit it.
"Sometimes you have to judge on the potential of future application."
Usopp opened his mouth to protest but Zoro promptly nudged him away from Sanji and the winner.
"When Sanji said he'd give the winner a "tasty treat" later, you thought he was talking about food, didn't you?"
The confused look and Zoros sudden dread at having to explain prompted the swordsman to toss a quick, "Guess there's always next week to find out." over his shoulder before a quick retreat.
Words: 242
Pairing: Sanji/ ? (implied almost everyone..Luffy this time)
Rating: PG13
comments: I liked the idea but think I could have done better with execution.
Sanji walked up to the line of male crew members and checked his watch before taking out a small note pad and a pen.
"Alright, times up. Tongues out!"
The chef started with a close inspection of Usopps tongue, and smirked when he saw the cherry stem tied in a bow at the tip of the mans tongue.
"A creative twist on a classic, good." The chef mumbled, taking notes, as he moved on to stand before Zoro.
His tongue held a cherry stem tied in three distinct knots.
"Very difficult with the time constraint..." Sanji understated.
Then there was Luffy. It took Sanji a moment to take the scene in.
Luffys large pink tongue was stretched around his own neck twice before ending in the rubber mans hands that pulled the tip wide. Sitting on the tip was a tattered cherry stem.
"We have a winner!"
"What! All Luffy did was stretch his tongue! That's not even a hidden talent! We all know he can stretch!"
Sanji pulled out a cig and lit it.
"Sometimes you have to judge on the potential of future application."
Usopp opened his mouth to protest but Zoro promptly nudged him away from Sanji and the winner.
"When Sanji said he'd give the winner a "tasty treat" later, you thought he was talking about food, didn't you?"
The confused look and Zoros sudden dread at having to explain prompted the swordsman to toss a quick, "Guess there's always next week to find out." over his shoulder before a quick retreat.
What I'm picturing..
Date: 2005-06-12 08:04 am (UTC)Sigh. My writing was week, but it is fun to envision.
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Date: 2005-06-12 05:54 pm (UTC)Oh, yeah, baby!
And Zoro tied THREE knots, of course...
Cute story. ^_^
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Date: 2005-06-12 08:28 pm (UTC)*snorts* Way to get creative, Zoro. And I love Sanji's taking of notes. And Zoro avoiding giving Usopp an explanation(Although, I would love to read that).
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Date: 2005-06-15 10:42 am (UTC)Also, somewhat bossy Sanji is hot!