The Cure

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Title: The Cure
Rating: R
Pairing: ZoSan
Wordcount: 300



"Here's a special treat, Nami-swaaa~~n!" Sanji caroled, for the millionth time, which happened to be one more time than Zoro's nerves could take of that particular pleading whine.

"All right, that's it," he said, and setting his swords on the deck he marched over to the cook proffering the brownies and hooked his arm around his neck. "Be a minute," he told his startled crewmates, and dragged Sanji into the cabin, threw him down across the couch and locked the door.

It actually took closer to twenty-five, between the cook's cursing, finding the oil, getting his pants down with him kicking like that, more breathless cursing, loosening him up enough that it wouldn't hurt him more than he'd enjoy, and still more cursing, which ultimately dropped into a low, gasping moan of pleasure. And another five minutes appreciating that sound.

Afterwards Sanji lay on his back on the couch, staring hazily up at the ceiling with a cigarette trailing smoke dangling from the corner of his mouth.

"See?" Zoro said. "That's all you've been missing. Not that big a deal."

"Have you..." Sanji tried to prop himself up on one elbow, flopped back bonelessly instead. "Have you...always been able to do that?"

"Natural talent," Zoro said, briefly. "So now that you know what it's like, you gonna lay off the girls? A little?"

"Of--of course," Sanji murmured. "Whatever you say."

Zoro eyed him suspiciously. Something horribly...familiar in his tone...

"After all, I've wasted so much effort already!" Sanji cried, suddenly energized, bouncing off the couch toward the ladder. Looking back over his shoulder, he trilled, "What do you most want for a treat, Zoro-swan?"

Zoro took one look at the scarlet heart throbbing where the cook's eye should be, groaned, and thumped his head hard against the mast.

Comments

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

*cracks up XDDDDDDDDD

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Well, really what did he expect...? ^_^

[mmmdraco.livejournal.com]

Zoro's response would probably be something along the lines of, "A nap, then more sex. And maybe pasta for dinner?"

*grin* Yay for ZoSan and this cute little idea.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

actually I think dinner would come before sex. but the nap would be first, definitely. needs to recharge! ^^

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

There's only one solution: a gag. And some handcuffs.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

a blindfold might help as well...

[jadeprince.livejournal.com]

*laughs madly* Poor, poor clueless virgin Sanji. X3 What else could Zoro do but take matters into his own, very able, hands.

You continually amaze me with your way with words. I'm loving the comedic yaoi. You've won my adoration for the day. Thanks for this!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

There is no way Sanji is getting any, not the way he is. Of course the fear I've always had is that sex would just make him worse...poor Zoro~!

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

aw, poor Sanji. When we're not torturing him horribly we're always making him out to be an idiot. ...of course, he is one. so, hardly our fault!

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

*giggles lecherously* Huzzah for Zoro and his Surprise!Sex XD (It's not rape; it's Surprise!Sex ..)

Ahhh, figures. If ZoSan ever made it into canon, this is probably what would happen--Sanji still fanboying it up ^^

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

*laughs* ah well, surprise!sex is better than the classic seme's oops-I-accidentally-raped-you!sex. at least Zoro knew what he was doing. possibly a little too well. ^_^

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

I love how Sanji was just like "Wow...gay sexy rox"

[chiahume.livejournal.com]

That was beautiful. Truly.

But poor Zoro. I mean there’s plenty of girls out there, Sanji could spread the love around a bit before. But there is undeniably only one Zoro. (Unless he just has a thing for swordsmen in general now? “Ahh, Mihawk-swan!”)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

bwaa! maybe he'll be out to test fighters' *ahem* swords...

[ex-naye320.livejournal.com]

*dies*

♥

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

*__* Oh, wow, was that wonderful! And perfect. Very perfect. And just the thought of Sanji fawning over Zoro is going to be sending me into giggle fits for days to come. Although, I have to wonder now what the rest of the crews reaction to these new developments will be.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Although, I have to wonder now what the rest of the crews reaction to these new developments will be.

Usopp will tease them mercilessly--or until he gets a good swift kick in the face.
Nami will be relieved that he doesn't follow her around like a little puppy, but she'll miss having him be her slave.
Robin will find it amusing, but keep it to herself.
Not sure about Chopper.
Luffy won't get it. And if he does, it won't change anything.

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Poor Zoro, even when he wins, he loses.

You though, you just win. :-)

[dethorats]

...loosening him up enough that it wouldn't hurt him more than he'd enjoy...

Is a wonderful bit here...it really stood out for some reason to me! 'Twas excellent!

[velshtein.livejournal.com]

XD That's just great.

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

AHaha! XD Poor Zoro! He tried so hard. And now his life is just going to be more hell. It's so true though -- Sanji is so sexually repressed and wound tighter than a clock. The first person to give in and finally give him a good lay would have him around their little finger. XD Fantastic.

[sylver-r-ffnet.livejournal.com]

buahahahz.. that was hilarious.

[kat8cha.livejournal.com]

... something tells me I should pity Zoro, but I'm laughing too hard to care.

[queenofsweets.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Oh, Zoro, were you really expecting something different?
This was simply brilliant.

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Hee - So glad you've enjoyed all my little ZoSan drabbles, I really appreciate getting all your comments, after so long, they've brightened up my day! ^^

[(Anonymous)]

cute!!!!

XDDD

[wulfie89.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME!!!! Poor Zoro.....