OMG! I wrote something!!
Jun. 14th, 2005 11:34 pmTitle: The Massage
Rating: PG-13 for a little innuendo
Pairing: UsoSan
Word Count: 234
Topic: Hidden Talents
Usopp walked into the kitchen rubbing his shoulders. "Oi, Sanji, can I have something cool to drink?"
"Sure," said the cook, whipping up a juice drink and offering it to the younger boy.
"Thanks," said Usopp, as he stretched his aching neck.
"Hey," Sanji asked, "are you ok?"
"Just a little sore," came the reply. "I've been fixing the holes from that Marine attack yesterday."
"Hmmm..." Sanji watched as his nakama rubbed his back and neck as he savored his drink.
Suddenly, Usopp felt Sanji's hands on the back of his neck, right where he'd been rubbing it. "Oi--oi, Sanji..."
"Relax, Usopp, I'm just going to rub your neck..."
"Oh, that's not... really..." Usopp found it hard to continue protesting, though; Sanji hands were working magic on his neck, relaxing his sore muscles. "Sanji... how...?"
The older boy shrugged. "It's not that hard... you work with meat and muscle as much as I do, you kinda learn how it all works. And you gotta learn how to tenderize it..."
Usopp tensed. "You--you're saying I'm MEAT?"
Sanji squeezed the boy's shoulders. "Relax, Usopp... I'm not planning on eating you..."
Usopp blushed, "Sorry, I just..." he paused. "You're not going to eat me...?"
Sanji leaned in close as he continued to rub his neck. "Do you want me to eat you...?"
Rating: PG-13 for a little innuendo
Pairing: UsoSan
Word Count: 234
Topic: Hidden Talents
Usopp walked into the kitchen rubbing his shoulders. "Oi, Sanji, can I have something cool to drink?"
"Sure," said the cook, whipping up a juice drink and offering it to the younger boy.
"Thanks," said Usopp, as he stretched his aching neck.
"Hey," Sanji asked, "are you ok?"
"Just a little sore," came the reply. "I've been fixing the holes from that Marine attack yesterday."
"Hmmm..." Sanji watched as his nakama rubbed his back and neck as he savored his drink.
Suddenly, Usopp felt Sanji's hands on the back of his neck, right where he'd been rubbing it. "Oi--oi, Sanji..."
"Relax, Usopp, I'm just going to rub your neck..."
"Oh, that's not... really..." Usopp found it hard to continue protesting, though; Sanji hands were working magic on his neck, relaxing his sore muscles. "Sanji... how...?"
The older boy shrugged. "It's not that hard... you work with meat and muscle as much as I do, you kinda learn how it all works. And you gotta learn how to tenderize it..."
Usopp tensed. "You--you're saying I'm MEAT?"
Sanji squeezed the boy's shoulders. "Relax, Usopp... I'm not planning on eating you..."
Usopp blushed, "Sorry, I just..." he paused. "You're not going to eat me...?"
Sanji leaned in close as he continued to rub his neck. "Do you want me to eat you...?"
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Date: 2005-06-15 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-15 04:27 pm (UTC)-claps-
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Date: 2005-06-15 10:21 pm (UTC)-claps-
Yay! Thanks, last annoyer! (what a name... ^_^ )
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Date: 2005-06-15 08:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-15 10:19 pm (UTC)Sanji? Usopp started it! What do you think he meant when he said, "You're not going to eat me...?"
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Date: 2005-06-16 02:09 am (UTC)