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onepieceyaoi100Title: Pieces
Rating: PG-13? Higher? Weird stuff.
Word Count: 202
Pairing: Errr... There's Cabaji, Mohji, Buggy, Richie and Alvida.
Sounded better in my head. Seriously. =/
XOXO
"I'm not blind, you stupid fuzzball. And get your retarded lion off me, I think his weight's gonna crack my ribs..." Cabaji gasped for air as he kicked Richie off his own chest and onto Mohji's.
"Gahh! Richie's not fat! He's on a strict all-meat diet!" The lion-tamer threw a pillow at Cabaji, nailing him in the face and messing up his carefully-brushed-every-morning-and-night hair.
"... I don't know why I'm dealing with you people. Seeya." The acrobat made to leave, swinging legs-first off the bed and making his way slowly to the door, too sleepy to stagger.
"Ahh, Cabaji-kun. Don't leave, please?" Alvida smiled at him, wiggled a bit and Cabaji nearly passed out on the spot from blood loss via nostrils.
"As captain, I order you to stay!" Captain Buggy giving orders from behind Alvida...
"You know you want to." Mohji, being smug (he'd be getting a black eye for that later today).
"Whatever."
...
"Ahh, boss, I can't get a good hold on your lady-friend's arm."
"I don't need to, to do this."
"Argh! Boss! You-- I-- Oioioi, Cabaji, did you see that? It just... just..." Mohji's head tilted to the right, eyes wide. "Wow, Captain."
Rating: PG-13? Higher? Weird stuff.
Word Count: 202
Pairing: Errr... There's Cabaji, Mohji, Buggy, Richie and Alvida.
Sounded better in my head. Seriously. =/
XOXO
"I'm not blind, you stupid fuzzball. And get your retarded lion off me, I think his weight's gonna crack my ribs..." Cabaji gasped for air as he kicked Richie off his own chest and onto Mohji's.
"Gahh! Richie's not fat! He's on a strict all-meat diet!" The lion-tamer threw a pillow at Cabaji, nailing him in the face and messing up his carefully-brushed-every-morning-and-night hair.
"... I don't know why I'm dealing with you people. Seeya." The acrobat made to leave, swinging legs-first off the bed and making his way slowly to the door, too sleepy to stagger.
"Ahh, Cabaji-kun. Don't leave, please?" Alvida smiled at him, wiggled a bit and Cabaji nearly passed out on the spot from blood loss via nostrils.
"As captain, I order you to stay!" Captain Buggy giving orders from behind Alvida...
"You know you want to." Mohji, being smug (he'd be getting a black eye for that later today).
"Whatever."
...
"Ahh, boss, I can't get a good hold on your lady-friend's arm."
"I don't need to, to do this."
"Argh! Boss! You-- I-- Oioioi, Cabaji, did you see that? It just... just..." Mohji's head tilted to the right, eyes wide. "Wow, Captain."
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Date: 2005-06-18 06:19 am (UTC)Woo-hoo! Pirates-allied-against-Luffy-orgy!
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Date: 2005-06-18 05:03 pm (UTC)