onepieceyaoi100 | Threesome entry

Title: Horny Horny fruit
Rating:R
Word Count: 295
Pairing:UssoppxLuffyxZoro

It was all because of a damned fruit.

Luffy had a tendency to eat everything in sight… with little thought for the consequences. The origin of his Devil fruit powers was proof enough of that.

So it was no surprise to the crew when he practically demolished whole tree bearing what looked to be star fruit in 2 minutes flat.

What did surprise them, however, was when, after an hour, Luffy suddenly pounced upon and started making out with the two things closest to him at the time… Zoro and Ussopp.

What surprised the rest of the crew even more was when Zoro and Ussopp reciprocated whole-heartedly.

A quick examination of the remaining fruit by Chopper revealed them to be a type of Devil’s fruit called Horny Horny Fruit… an aphrodisiac that made the eater and those close to him horny as all hell.

The remaining crew, not wanting any part in this (though Sanji wished there was some fruit he could give to Nami-san), decided that it was for the best that they lock Luffy, Zoro, and Ussopp in the boy’s bunk until the aftereffects wore off.

Needless to say, there was much arguing between Ussopp and Zoro over who would have the privilege of conquering their Captain.

Fortunately for them… Luffy’s stretching abilities solved the problem and everyone was satisfied (except for poor Chopper, who could hear every noise coming from the room).

The morning found a demolished room, and in the middle of it all… Luffy lay satisfied, wearing a shit-eating grin on his face with his limbs entwined around Ussopp. Ussopp’s arms hugged Luffy. At Luffy’s back, Zoro’s arms circled the both of them.

Next door, Nami grinned because of the new blackmail she now had on all three of them.