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onepieceyaoi100Title: Favor
Topic: Threesome (er kinda)
Rating: PG
Pairing: ZoroxUsopp, Implied ZoroxLuffy, ZoroxUsoppxLuffy
Word Count: 225
Crap-tastic prequel to Errand
“You want me to buy ‘what’ for you?” Usopp stared at the swordsman. He had to be kidding right?
“Condoms.” Zoro repeated, rubbing the back of his neck. “I used the last one last night so...”
Usopp crossed his arms. “So have Luffy do it. He’s the one you need em for anyway.”
The swordsman frowned. “Can you imagine Luffy trying to ask for a box of condoms? He barely understands why we need them.”
“Uh, good point. How about Sanji then?”
“I am NOT asking that shitty cook to buy me anything.”
“Fine. Chopper?”
“Too young.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot. Uh, Nami?”
“I can’t afford her fees.”
“Robin?”
There was a pause.
“That women already knows far too much about my sex life as it is.”
“Not gonna ask...” Usopp sighed, “Why don’t you just go buy them yourself anyway?”
The swordsman coughed slightly. “It’s...embarrassing.”
Usopp’s eye twitched. “That is the lamest excuse ever....” The gunner sighed. “Give me one good reason I should do your perverted shopping for you?”
“Well...” Zoro was suddenly right in front of the younger pirate, lips grazing his ear will one large hand cupped his rear. “Luffy did mention how much fun it would be if you joined us sometime.”
And Usopp’s better judgment when right out the window. “Okay...”
“Make sure to get extra large.”
“Oh God....”
Topic: Threesome (er kinda)
Rating: PG
Pairing: ZoroxUsopp, Implied ZoroxLuffy, ZoroxUsoppxLuffy
Word Count: 225
Crap-tastic prequel to Errand
“You want me to buy ‘what’ for you?” Usopp stared at the swordsman. He had to be kidding right?
“Condoms.” Zoro repeated, rubbing the back of his neck. “I used the last one last night so...”
Usopp crossed his arms. “So have Luffy do it. He’s the one you need em for anyway.”
The swordsman frowned. “Can you imagine Luffy trying to ask for a box of condoms? He barely understands why we need them.”
“Uh, good point. How about Sanji then?”
“I am NOT asking that shitty cook to buy me anything.”
“Fine. Chopper?”
“Too young.”
“Oh yeah, I forgot. Uh, Nami?”
“I can’t afford her fees.”
“Robin?”
There was a pause.
“That women already knows far too much about my sex life as it is.”
“Not gonna ask...” Usopp sighed, “Why don’t you just go buy them yourself anyway?”
The swordsman coughed slightly. “It’s...embarrassing.”
Usopp’s eye twitched. “That is the lamest excuse ever....” The gunner sighed. “Give me one good reason I should do your perverted shopping for you?”
“Well...” Zoro was suddenly right in front of the younger pirate, lips grazing his ear will one large hand cupped his rear. “Luffy did mention how much fun it would be if you joined us sometime.”
And Usopp’s better judgment when right out the window. “Okay...”
“Make sure to get extra large.”
“Oh God....”
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Date: 2005-06-23 12:07 am (UTC)I bet Robin knows everyones sex life... X3
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Date: 2005-06-23 12:13 am (UTC)And I agree with ghostkosuzaka; Robin knows everyone's business on that ship, I'll bet. ^_^
Woo-hoo! Way to negotiate, Zoro. ^_^
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Date: 2005-06-23 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 02:55 am (UTC)But seriously...who wants me to write a ZoroxUsoppxLuffy sequel now
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Date: 2005-06-23 03:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 03:36 am (UTC)... That's a trick question, right...?
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Date: 2005-06-23 06:01 am (UTC)IDOIDOIDO!!!
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Date: 2005-06-23 03:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 03:15 am (UTC)Very nice job. I always love how you combine dialog and commentary. It's always so natural, like that's just how it should be.
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Date: 2005-06-23 06:14 am (UTC)Oh yes. Zoro just is Extra large. Luffy can stretch.
....Actually. Why do they need condoms in the first place? ._. Lube is your friend Zoro. XD;
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Date: 2005-06-23 01:52 pm (UTC)Anyway~! xD This is wonderful. Yes, Robin probably knows everyone's sex lives, yes she does.
Gotta love how just that one suggestion made Ussop agree. Yay, threesome~! *happy dance*
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Date: 2005-06-23 02:45 pm (UTC)Are you kidding? Sex ed was the Only subject I probably passedYes, agreed with everyone else.
I honestly think Robins more the slash slut then Nami~ <3
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Date: 2005-06-23 08:16 pm (UTC)I like to think of it as a combination of Nami insisting and Chopper giving them all a lecture on 'Safe Sex'
*nod nod*