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onepieceyaoi100Title: Competition
Rating: PG
Pairing: UsoZoSan
Word Count: 299
Notes: Kinda forced, but I was NOT gonna let this topic pass me by- the perv in me would never forgive me... ^_~
Usopp knew how to get what he wanted...
“- but, I wonder who’s second best?” he mused quietly to himself- not too quietly, though.
No one bit at first, but Usopp had learned the patterns- knew not to push the subject or he’d never get the desired result. And three… two…
…after all this time, he had learned just what to say to goad…
A seemingly uninterested voice piped up from the deck behind him. “Second best at what?”
He stifled a victorious smile- knowing it would ruin the game, instead posing theatrically. “Well, of course Captain Ussop is the best, but I was wondering which of you were second best in-- at-- well…” He ducked his head then, pleased that Sanji had also overheard the conversation- he knew how this would go. “…you know…”
A green eyebrow quirked before both swordsman and cook opened their mouths to answer-
…or talk…
Eventually, Usopp stopped what would be an all out fight- or on deck rutting, he was never sure which, with them ripping at each others clothes like that.
“Now now, no need to fight, we’re all friends here, aren’t we?” He knew he was straining the word in this case, but it worked. “Now- I know how much it means to both of you, so- as a special service to friends, I’m willing to be the judge in this match…”
… or tempt almost everyone onboard into whatever he wanted...
He hadn’t expected them both to tackle him at once, but it worked. Shifting a little, it occurred to him that it worked very nicely indeed. He didn’t notice who else had overheard the conversation…
...sometimes, though, his plans worked too well.
"Argh! Luffy! I don't bend that way!!"
"Really? I do..." And he proceeded to prove this.
~~
It was just going to be ZoSanUso- but the last line just begged for something more... On a side note - I was DYING to write 'sweaty pile of man-meat' in there somewhere, I really was... but I was good and didn't. ^_^;;
Rating: PG
Pairing: UsoZoSan
Word Count: 299
Notes: Kinda forced, but I was NOT gonna let this topic pass me by- the perv in me would never forgive me... ^_~
Usopp knew how to get what he wanted...
“- but, I wonder who’s second best?” he mused quietly to himself- not too quietly, though.
No one bit at first, but Usopp had learned the patterns- knew not to push the subject or he’d never get the desired result. And three… two…
…after all this time, he had learned just what to say to goad…
A seemingly uninterested voice piped up from the deck behind him. “Second best at what?”
He stifled a victorious smile- knowing it would ruin the game, instead posing theatrically. “Well, of course Captain Ussop is the best, but I was wondering which of you were second best in-- at-- well…” He ducked his head then, pleased that Sanji had also overheard the conversation- he knew how this would go. “…you know…”
A green eyebrow quirked before both swordsman and cook opened their mouths to answer-
…or talk…
Eventually, Usopp stopped what would be an all out fight- or on deck rutting, he was never sure which, with them ripping at each others clothes like that.
“Now now, no need to fight, we’re all friends here, aren’t we?” He knew he was straining the word in this case, but it worked. “Now- I know how much it means to both of you, so- as a special service to friends, I’m willing to be the judge in this match…”
… or tempt almost everyone onboard into whatever he wanted...
He hadn’t expected them both to tackle him at once, but it worked. Shifting a little, it occurred to him that it worked very nicely indeed. He didn’t notice who else had overheard the conversation…
...sometimes, though, his plans worked too well.
"Argh! Luffy! I don't bend that way!!"
"Really? I do..." And he proceeded to prove this.
~~
It was just going to be ZoSanUso- but the last line just begged for something more... On a side note - I was DYING to write 'sweaty pile of man-meat' in there somewhere, I really was... but I was good and didn't. ^_^;;
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Date: 2005-06-23 04:52 am (UTC)Well, I do think Usopp's probobly one of the smarter members of the crew, so I can see him being able to
make the others his bitchesmanipulate the others... ^_^no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 05:37 am (UTC)Strangely enough, I just read a Superman/Robin/Impulse fanfic with that phrase in it, and it did nothing for it. I think you made the right choice.
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Date: 2005-06-23 12:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 04:53 pm (UTC)Don't jump on me, I'm just in love with Sanji! *hides*
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Date: 2005-06-23 08:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-23 08:21 pm (UTC)