Sharing the pain
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Comfort Hurts
Rating: PG-13. Parody/Humour. Some nakama-abuse. :-)
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Hurt/Comfort
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word count: 300
"Hey Zoro," Luffy flopped down beside his nakama. "Are you in any pain?"
Zoro looked at him strangely. "No."
"Really?" Luffy regarded him dubiously. "But you got wounded in that last fight. I saw it."
"That little scratch? Che!" Zoro snorted. "Nothing to worry about, hardly even a litre of blood."
"Oh. So you're not hurt at all then?"
"Nope." Zoro closed his eyes, expecting that to be the end of it.
Luffy thought about this for a few minutes, eyes crossed in thought. Finally he nodded decisively and left. Zoro had just begun to snore when he returned with a club, which he brought crashing down on the swordsman's head.
"OW!" Zoro shot to his feet, one hand going to the bump forming on his noggin. "What the hell?"
"Are you in pain now?"
"OF COURSE I'M IN PAIN! YOU HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH A CLUB!!!"
"Cool!" Luffy said happily. "I'll comfort you. Let's have sex!"
"WHAT??!!! Are you crazy? Why would I want to have sex with you NOW?"
"But... you're hurt."
"Yes, because YOU hit me!"
Luffy waved that aside. "So now I get to comfort you, and that means sex!"
"Have you been reading Nami's stupid yaoi doujinshi again?" Zoro asked suspiciously.
"Noooooo..."
"You have." Zoro rubbed his head. "Well trust me, noone wants to have sex after they've been hit on the head with a club!"
"Oh. I should have used a sword then?"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??!!"
"But Zoroooo... I want to have sex," Luffy whined.
"Too bad! You should have thought of that before!"
"I did think of it. That's why I hit you," Luffy explained. "Are you sure you don't want to have sex now?"
"Positive."
Luffy nodded, hefted the club, and hit Zoro again.
"How about now?"
End
Rating: PG-13. Parody/Humour. Some nakama-abuse. :-)
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Hurt/Comfort
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word count: 300
"Hey Zoro," Luffy flopped down beside his nakama. "Are you in any pain?"
Zoro looked at him strangely. "No."
"Really?" Luffy regarded him dubiously. "But you got wounded in that last fight. I saw it."
"That little scratch? Che!" Zoro snorted. "Nothing to worry about, hardly even a litre of blood."
"Oh. So you're not hurt at all then?"
"Nope." Zoro closed his eyes, expecting that to be the end of it.
Luffy thought about this for a few minutes, eyes crossed in thought. Finally he nodded decisively and left. Zoro had just begun to snore when he returned with a club, which he brought crashing down on the swordsman's head.
"OW!" Zoro shot to his feet, one hand going to the bump forming on his noggin. "What the hell?"
"Are you in pain now?"
"OF COURSE I'M IN PAIN! YOU HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH A CLUB!!!"
"Cool!" Luffy said happily. "I'll comfort you. Let's have sex!"
"WHAT??!!! Are you crazy? Why would I want to have sex with you NOW?"
"But... you're hurt."
"Yes, because YOU hit me!"
Luffy waved that aside. "So now I get to comfort you, and that means sex!"
"Have you been reading Nami's stupid yaoi doujinshi again?" Zoro asked suspiciously.
"Noooooo..."
"You have." Zoro rubbed his head. "Well trust me, noone wants to have sex after they've been hit on the head with a club!"
"Oh. I should have used a sword then?"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??!!"
"But Zoroooo... I want to have sex," Luffy whined.
"Too bad! You should have thought of that before!"
"I did think of it. That's why I hit you," Luffy explained. "Are you sure you don't want to have sex now?"
"Positive."
Luffy nodded, hefted the club, and hit Zoro again.
"How about now?"
End
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Date: 2005-06-29 01:07 pm (UTC)All sorts of horrifying answers come to mind, but why don't we go with the safe option that it was left behind during the battle they mentioned? That's much safer than kinky bdsm torture sessions.
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Date: 2005-06-29 01:35 pm (UTC)"Positive."
Lies. He wants sex.You win Luffy in drag. (Zoro: Thats Mine. // Mia: Not anymore! )
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Date: 2005-06-30 11:08 am (UTC)He does. He so does.Woo! Luffy in drag!
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Date: 2005-06-29 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-30 11:05 am (UTC)Luffy logic is disturbingly elastic, much like the man himself. :-)
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Date: 2005-06-29 04:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 05:32 pm (UTC)Oh man... at this rate, Zoro has to say yes just to keep from being abused! Yikes.
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Date: 2005-06-30 11:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-29 08:20 pm (UTC)The club could have come from Usopp's bag. Who knows what all he has in there.
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Date: 2005-06-30 11:06 am (UTC)Darn it, that was a much better option. After all, if he's got hammers in there...
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Date: 2005-06-29 08:39 pm (UTC)No more Yaoi doujins for Luffy
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Date: 2005-06-30 11:09 am (UTC)Definitely no more yaoi doujins... they give him far too many
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Date: 2005-06-29 09:26 pm (UTC)Tell him that kicking Sanji in the ass is sexy, Zoro.
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Date: 2005-06-30 11:08 am (UTC)*snickers* Now I'm imagining Luffy stalking the whole crew.
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