[identity profile] thatdamnedgirl.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: Won't say I'm inlove
Rating: G <3
Pairing: ZoLu <3
Word count: 297 (….>>;; )
Topic: Crack!AU’s.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] theherorosalyn ‘cause she’s my ‘neechan and deserves something in response of my great birthday picture. *_* Also, this is... a Hercules!CrackAu. I mean the disney movie XD;


Zoro shook his head, as he crossed his arms grumpily. His Toga slumping low on his arm, and he turned to look up, and glare at the statue of Greece’s current hero, Monkey D. Luffy.

A sneer curled his lips as he remembered slinking in through the door way, having been instructed to find the younger males …well, weakness by Hades, he needed to flirt, eh?

Well, that was until he realized that going off after Luffy, meant Zoro finding out he enjoyed the younger ebony headed boy’s company. Even if Luffy had saved him from the centaur. And he swore could’ve done it himself, that little brat just flew in on a stupid flying horse, and a perverted Nanny-goat named Ace, and saved him even after Zoro said NO, and has pissed him off in the process.

Snorting some he mumbled and stared down at the flower that the hero had given him. It meant nothing.

“Fucking dumb ass,” Zoro grunted as he kicked his feet, quickly pulling himself into a standing position, the male with the green hair moved from the spot he had been sitting on. He just continued ignoring the yelling of Pain and Panic in his ear, which faded as he moved to the water fountain.

“You’d think a guy would learn,” He breathed out with a growl, his eyes rolling.

“If there’s a prize… for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already won that.” He started singing in his low baritone voice, the words simply floating out of his throat. “No man is worth the aggravation, that's ancient history, been there, done that!”

“Who do you think you're kidding? He's the Earth and heaven to you. Try to keep it hidden, honey, we can see right through you, Girl—“

“GIRL?”

-END-

Date: 2005-07-10 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ghostkotsuzaka.livejournal.com
cracccck and omg that was good X3 makes me wanna see that movie again..

Date: 2005-07-10 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bamf-girl.livejournal.com
Wtf? Hercules'd! XDD

Date: 2005-07-11 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aku-spooky.livejournal.com
OMG!! THAT WAS SO GREAT!!

“Who do you think you're kidding? He's the Earth and heaven to you. Try to keep it hidden, honey, we can see right through you, Girl—“

“GIRL?”

::laughing uncontrollably:: That so made my day!! Love the way ya ended it. Hmmm...Zoro singing that song...::snicker snicker::

Date: 2009-02-09 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kisaray.livejournal.com
Haha ha hahahahaha Ace is a nanny-goat. *falls off of chair laughing*

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