OP / Chintsubu
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Mugiwara no Chinko
Rating: Gen ? / R for language and situation
Pairings: Slightly ZoLu
Topic: Craaack! AU's.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes: Chinko means penis. Written for and x-posted to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
penis_envious. This is a crossover between OP and Chintsubu, a crack BL manga in which, due to an accident, four pretty boys found themselves with switched penises. For more info on this manga, go over to the community. ;)
Waking up to find that his captain had metamorphosed into a peepee complete with a straw hat was disconcerting even for Zoro.
Moreso because Luffy Jr. had stretched itself out from his groin and was now facing him.
Zoro screamed.
Luffy-Penis turned its gaze from Zoro to the crew who had rushed in with weapons drawn.
After a moment of silence, Usopp started laughing and if it was tinged with hysteria, nobody noticed since everyone else was fixated on the one demanding some breakfast.
The real Luffy strode in a few seconds later, grinning wildly and displaying a familiar grumpy face down below.
After a few days, Zoro became accustomed to his little head who kept shouting "Meshi!" at the top of its voice and was even amused that his nakama openly gape everytime Luffy-kun eats.
Zoro Jr. alternated between sleeping and glaring at everyone.
It was business as usual for the pirates.
Except that Chopper had taken to following him, armed with an anatomy book and muttering something about dissections to see where the food goes.
Sanji went about complaining that both Luffys are emptying their food stock.
Usopp started boasting that he had once won a wrestling match with a god and so was endowed with an impressive member.
Robin was as stoic as ever except that Zoro had the feeling that she was leering behind his back. Lately, their conversations seem to have centered on flexibility and no, he wasn't about to go there.
He had taken to avoiding Nami out of self-preservation.
But Zoro never really thought about their situation until the attack.
Nobody was sure who was more terrified - Zoro with a sure knowledge that yes, it's going to hurt a lot, or the marines, who found themselves staring in fascination at the attacking penis.
"Gomu Gomu no Rocketto!"
~end~
Rating: Gen ? / R for language and situation
Pairings: Slightly ZoLu
Topic: Craaack! AU's.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes: Chinko means penis. Written for and x-posted to
penis_envious. This is a crossover between OP and Chintsubu, a crack BL manga in which, due to an accident, four pretty boys found themselves with switched penises. For more info on this manga, go over to the community. ;)Waking up to find that his captain had metamorphosed into a peepee complete with a straw hat was disconcerting even for Zoro.
Moreso because Luffy Jr. had stretched itself out from his groin and was now facing him.
Zoro screamed.
Luffy-Penis turned its gaze from Zoro to the crew who had rushed in with weapons drawn.
After a moment of silence, Usopp started laughing and if it was tinged with hysteria, nobody noticed since everyone else was fixated on the one demanding some breakfast.
The real Luffy strode in a few seconds later, grinning wildly and displaying a familiar grumpy face down below.
After a few days, Zoro became accustomed to his little head who kept shouting "Meshi!" at the top of its voice and was even amused that his nakama openly gape everytime Luffy-kun eats.
Zoro Jr. alternated between sleeping and glaring at everyone.
It was business as usual for the pirates.
Except that Chopper had taken to following him, armed with an anatomy book and muttering something about dissections to see where the food goes.
Sanji went about complaining that both Luffys are emptying their food stock.
Usopp started boasting that he had once won a wrestling match with a god and so was endowed with an impressive member.
Robin was as stoic as ever except that Zoro had the feeling that she was leering behind his back. Lately, their conversations seem to have centered on flexibility and no, he wasn't about to go there.
He had taken to avoiding Nami out of self-preservation.
But Zoro never really thought about their situation until the attack.
Nobody was sure who was more terrified - Zoro with a sure knowledge that yes, it's going to hurt a lot, or the marines, who found themselves staring in fascination at the attacking penis.
"Gomu Gomu no Rocketto!"
~end~
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Date: 2005-07-10 05:05 pm (UTC)(So that's where all those icons are from!)
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Date: 2005-07-11 09:00 am (UTC)XD!
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Date: 2005-07-12 05:34 am (UTC)...BEST EVER. XDD
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Date: 2005-07-17 06:49 pm (UTC)I LOVED this SO MUCH. XD