Merrytron

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Title:  Merrytron
Rating: PG-13 for mentioned body part(s)
Pairing: implied ZoSan
Word Count:  234
Topic:  Crack!AU
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Chopper:  I'll form THE LEFT LEG!

Sanji:  And I'll form THE RIGHT LEG!

Nami:  And I'll form THE LEFT HALF OF THE TORSO!

Chopper:  Nami, that's too long.  You're supposed to say-

Nami:  No!!  I refuse to use such a degrading term!

Robin:  And I'll form THE RIGHT BREAST!

Nami:  Robin, how could you!?

Usopp:  And I'll form THE LEFT ARM!

Robin:  Well, we did unanimously vote against the first design that split the torso horizontally, so the only other option was to split it vertically so we could accommodate seven pilots.

Usopp:  Yep, no one wanted to yell out "CROTCH!" so this was the only solution. Besides, it's not like you have to say "tit", or anything.

Zoro:  And I'll form THE RIGHT ARM!

Sanji:  Zoro would've been perfect for the crotch position.

Zoro:  What!?  How the heck do you get that idea?

Sanji:  Because that's pretty much what you are, you over-sexed gorilla!

Luffy:  And I'll form THE RAM'S HEAD!

Zoro:  You're one to talk!  You thrust back just as much, if not more than, I do!  YOU should be the crotch.

Sanji:  Why you-!  *KICK*

Luffy:  Woah!  That almost hit me!

Robin:  My, my, this isn’t going too well, is it?  Left Breast-san, what shall we do?

Nami:  ...*snaps*



Enemy:  Hey, is it my imagination, or is that giant robot’s left nipple shooting at the entire right side of its body?

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

"Left Breast-san"? Robin's kind of evil, huh? ^_^
That was awesome!

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Well, in canon Robin does call the other crewmates by their functions rather than their names... (^_^;)

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

How giant many polited robots funtion at all is beyond me. ^_^

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Took me a second or two to get what you meant, but I agree with you about those multi-piloted giant robos. I prefer Transformers.

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

Yep. Me too. Gotta love Optimus. ^_^

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Actually, I like the Decepticons better. Soundwave will always be my favorite<3, followed by Starscream.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Robin, you must marry me. XD

Left nipple attack! *SHOOM*

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

Out of curiousity, what did you like about Robin? Her saying "RIGHT BREAST!" or because of what she called Nami?

*SHOOM*

Can't...stop...giggling. Don't...know...why...

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Her going along with the whole thing like it's nothing. =D

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

... I never thought I would see one piece Voltron. I LOVE YOU.

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know it was possible until I wrote it (o_o)

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

.....ah, good, robots. XD

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

*falls over* No no giant robots! hahahaha

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

No no giant robots!

What's that supposed to mean?
*waggles Voltron action figure threateningly*

Note: Moni does not actually own an action figure of anything.

[seca.livejournal.com]

I guess they'd have to add the 'crotch' after they get their eigth member. I wonder who would get stuck in that spot. XP

Spoiler for those who haven't read/seen any of the Water 7 arc

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

If the eighth member is Frankie there'll be no problem whatsoever.

By the way, I'm a Paulie-will-be-the-8th-member!-squee-squee! believer.

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly* *stops* *reads again* *starts laughing all over again.* Honey, I love you SO MUCH right now. XD

[monimonika.livejournal.com]

I accept HUGS!! (*v*)

[tyreling.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, it might be kinda late, but asdhjfghkjl; this whole thing made me laugh so much. I can totally see them doing this.