The Seasoned Vet

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

This one's for the community topic. It's my second drabble EVAR, too. Go easy.

Title: The Seasoned Vet
Words: 203
Rating: G. Or maybe PG. It's all implied anyway.
Pairing: Chopper/Zoro
AU: If you know me, then you really do NOT need to guess.
Comments: Yeah... I couldn't resist a little role-reversal, ESPECIALLY considering Chopper's status as ship's doctor.



"You're SURE this couldn't wait until we hit port?"
"It's never been this bad! Ya gotta help me! And I don't trust anyone else on this boat..."

Chopper sighed. This wasn't the first time Zoro had come to him with problems of this nature, but it was the last time he was going to deal with it. If Zoro wasn't going to start using protection, he'd make him do so. This was getting to be a habit; every other week, Zoro came in with something he caught from the rest of the crew.

"So, what precisely were you doing? You're bound to catch it if you hang out with Luffy, y'know," he said, staring at the nervous swordsman, "and the same goes for that tramp, Usopp."
"I know, I know... but... look, just help! It's everywhere, and it won't stop itching. I promise I won't do it again!"
"Alright, show me where it's worst."
"O... okay..."

As Zoro unzipped to show him the affected area, Chopper sighed again, and slapped a hand to his forehead.

"Look, Zoro, if you'd just wear your damn flea collar, this wouldn't happen."

Comments

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

OH BABY THAT'S SO HAWT

DO ME NOW PLZ

( In all seriousness, however...


BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! )

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

I'm also having his babies. Am I entitled to one too?

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

NICE.

Cause, guuuuurl, you don't know how many hot pockets these damn kids be eatin'.

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

especially considering you'll be having a litter, me being a fox-rabbit-thingamabob and all.

hahaha, a litter of little baby rubber fox-bunnies. Who are also black.

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

And the females might end up being dickgirls as well. You never know.

Annnd I'll stop now. LOL.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

You don't even know how you slayed me with this.

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

Muahahaha that's great

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm a sick little fuzzy thing. >.<;;

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

Ah, great! Usopp the tramp. XD

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

that is actually a pun involving "Lady and the Tramp." HAHAH MORE FURRY GAGS.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

YES IT'S GOJI MY FAVORITE FURRY sankyuu for posting luvah.

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

I didn't know I was your favorite anything.

HOORAY

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

You are. You're my favorite furry. The fact that I don't know any other furries means NOTHING.

[fauxfaia.livejournal.com]

You know me.

Ish.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH HAYA FAUXFAIA WAZZAP. Yooz mah favorite Chopper so there.

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

You're also my favorite OP black person. The fact that I don't know any other OP black people means NOTHING.

That's kinda like how Michelle (vejiita4eva)'s my favorite OP Asian.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

As Zoro unzipped to show him the affected area

Aw, yeah, bay-bee...
Now I'm picturing Zoro sitting like InuYasha, scratching his ears... ^_^
Who's a good swordsman? Who is? You are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
(lord, someone stop me...)

[bossgoji.livejournal.com]

Stop you? For God's sakes, why? x3

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I really liked this...